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New way to bathe a cat

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Here's a new way to bathe a cat

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both
lids and
stand
on top, so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
(ignore
ruckus from
inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,
which is
quite
effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from the
toilet as
possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,
where he
will air
dry.

Sincerely, The Dog
 



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jasonb

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haha.. that's funny! :thumbsup: :D :D
 






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oh my god! im have never cried due to laughing from ANYTHING on the internet before! awesome!
 






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Here kitty kitty
Here kitty kitty


:p

i wouldnt put my cat through that torment
wounder if Char would ?? nah i dont think she would


PEACE


plz dont be mad at me Char
 






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One of our cats got tumble dryed once. Wife could not understand what the noise was. Opened the door and voom out shot a very fluffy cat.
 






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That is friggin' hysterical.

Has anyone seen the new pet washing machines? All washing and drying is done in a comfortable, transparent, air-tight, container. It's kinda scary. You can watch your beloved pet as they despirately try to escape, and blame you for every moment of torture.

Video of the process.
 












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Originally posted by Black Magic
Wouldn't the flusing cause harm?

I think cats secretly like water. They just don't want to seem to excited, because then it wouldn't be such a treat.
 






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