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Elitus Explorus
- Joined
- September 7, 2001
- Messages
- 715
- Reaction score
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- City, State
- White City, KS
- Year, Model & Trim Level
- 99 XLT 4x4
Here's a new way to bathe a cat
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both
lids and
stand
on top, so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
(ignore
ruckus from
inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,
which is
quite
effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from the
toilet as
possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,
where he
will air
dry.
Sincerely, The Dog
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both
lids and
stand
on top, so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
(ignore
ruckus from
inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,
which is
quite
effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from the
toilet as
possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,
where he
will air
dry.
Sincerely, The Dog
