Looky here..... I found our 12 steps. Wow, it's a year 2000 post.
http://explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?p=62160&highlight=steps#post62160
THE TWELVE STEPS
1) We admitted we were powerless over our Explorers - that our lives had become unmanageable.
2) Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3) Made a decision to turn our Explorers and our lives over to the care of God
as we understood him.
4) Made a searching and fearless equipment inventory of our Explorers.
5)Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of the modifications still needed.
6) Were entirely ready to remove all these defects of design and modify our rigs.
7) Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings in wrenching.
8) Made a list of all persons we had ignored while working on our Explorers, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9) Made direct amends to such non-gearheads whenever possible, except when to do so would insult them or result in their disallowing further modifications to the vehicle.
10) Continued to take inventory and when we were short a modification, promptly admitted it.
11) Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God
as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for our Explorers and the power to afford to carry that out.
12) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other Explorer owners, and to practice these principles in all of our affairs.