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huskyfan23

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Double Standards:

> >Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
> >daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him
> >and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
> >
> >Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
> >with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
> >
> >The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
> >highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
> >
> >A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
> >multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
> >without regulation.
> >
> >Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
> >Clinton.
> >
> >The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
> >speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
> >
> >If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
> >
> >A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
> >then demand their cooperation and money.
> >
> >Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
> >care to all Americans is socialism.
> >
> >HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public
> >at heart.
> >
> >Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
> >cre ationism should be taught in schools.
> >
> > A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable
> > offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
> >thousands
> > die is solid defense policy.
> >
> >Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
> >Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
> >Internet.
> >
> >The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
> > George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
> >
> >Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
> >conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our
> >prayers for your recovery.
> >
> >You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John
> >Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right
> >to
> >adopt.
> >
> >What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,
> >but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
> >
> >Feel free to pass this on.
> >If you don't send it to at least 10 other people, we're likely to be
> >stuck with Bush for 4 more years.
> >
> >Friends don't let friends vote Republican.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >"Did you know that the worldwide food shortage that threatens up to five
> >hundred million children could be alleviated at the cost of only one day,
> >only ONE day, of modern warfare." -Peter Ustinov, actor, writer and
> >director (1921-2004)

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CNN (Calder News Network) BREAKING NEWS ALERT ***

A tragic fire on Wednesday morning, July 7, 2004, destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush.

Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the
President is devastated, as he had not yet finished coloring the second one.
 






Ford_Racing_Guy

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haha, thats good stuff
 






unclemeat

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What a great way to start the day!
 






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