Sounds like Paul comes by his nickname honestly!
But Im also wondering which yard you use. Every one I go to usually has all the parts I need taken.
I have no idea how I missed this thread Rusty; I'm so sorry for your loss, again. For the Beast what I did was install a remote key lock with a starter relay disabler that's hidden in in the engine compartment. If I hadn't installed the sucker, even I would never find it, and without that baby, no starty the truck. You need one on the splash, stat!
I also suggest a shotgun round or two for whoever stole Elvira. Aim low, they'll take longer to die.