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aldive

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After having their 11th child, a Georgia couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me -- I don't want to go deaf!"

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand
 



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I've heard that before but it's still funny. :D
 






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Ouch... the pain... :)
 






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What I want to know is why you're not posting this in the thread that is already there for jokes... "Todays Day Brightner" I believe...
 






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Are you getting all of these from the same source aldive?
 






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Originally posted by jimabena74
that's gross..... dont you have anyhting better to do?

Dont you have anything better to do than reply to everyone of aldive's post with some sort of slam??? It seems like your the first to respond to all of them, but yet you say that he never has anything good to say. Im confused.:rolleyes:

I obviously have nothing better to do than to read numerous threads to realize this interesting tidbit.:D
 






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Thats really really funny!!:D
 






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Al, I think that was funny! :D You've had quite a few funny posts. Those of us that have enjoyed a laugh from reading them appreciate it. Laughter is a great gift.

Jim, have I not mentioned you should quit with your rude comments to aldive before? If you do not like what he posts, so f*cking what. That's your problem, deal with it without being a dick.
 












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you racist, redneck hate'n, son of a.....no im kiddin, good joke

I just wanted to try to attack you cause every time you post a joke, someone seems to go off on you.

ryan
 






aldive

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Thanks for the "attack"; makes me feel at home, my friend.
 






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