pos mounty: how did you kill your vc?
You seriously should
not have asked!
Go get a drink, sit back, relax and prepare to laugh at this very long sad story!
What killed it was probably what kills 90% of them, and will give some insight as to how I arrived at my screen name. The death of it is a long story, but the moral is invaluable.
My wife had the truck, and drove it to New York City (about 4 1/2 hours from here) to visit her family. When she was on her way back, she got a flat tire (tires that were just days old mind you). She did not want to "worry" me, so instead of calling me she called an uncle that was closer to where she was.
No, I did not have a spare on the truck. Her uncle owns a tire shop.
Now, one would think that someone that owns an automotive related business would know about the AWD system and how sensitive it is. Basically, you can not run tires of a different circumference anywhere on the truck. Doing so would cause the VC to absorb the difference in rotational speed and quickly heat up (and seize). You can see now where this is going, right?
So, uncle shows up with a "spare" that is a 15 inch, I have 16's. Uncle tells wife (who points out the difference) and he says it will be ok. Naturally she believes uncle because he owns a tire shop and should know better. She then thanks uncle, gets behind the wheel and attempts to make it the remaining 4 hours home. She made it about 2 hours. Thats when I finally got the call. Towed truck home on trailer, replaced both wheelbearings and three Front CV axles as I tried to fix that weird noise. Three because one was a defective unit from Autozone.
Thought my issue was gone, again drove truck to New York City. Stopped in the twilight hours in Connecticut at a 24 hour diner. Came out to find some drunk kids that were in the parking lot must have thought it would be funny to stab the sidewalls of two of my now 3 week old tires. I see they are low and make a mad dash across the street to a gas station, put air in them and hit the highway thinking I will continue to add air along the way home (it was 3:30 am on a Sunday, no tire stores open on Sundays). I make it all the way to western Mass, where I got off the highway to fill them at a station I can see from the highway. Well, the air pump (the only one for 15 miles) is out of order. I try the "fix-a-flat" as they had 2 cans, no dice. (The connectors actually break, what luck!) About an 1 1/2 hours later, some guy driving a service truck offers to add air to my tires. Thank you George!
I had searched using my GPS and found a tire store open on Sunday 30 miles from the highway, opens @ 8! I make the dash, inquire about my brand of tire and am told by the recent high school graduate that the Goodyear tire is EXACTLY the same circumference as the Michelins I have. Put 2 new tires on the front, "old" tires on the back, and off I go. This is my own stupidity for believing that kid. I drove the truck for a month this way, thought those noises were from when the wife had her mishap. Then it was while I was replacing all 4 of the brakes when it hit me that those tires were NOT the same size! Called the tire store where I bought the Goodyears (like that was going to help). Like talking to a stone wall. I pull my front driveshaft at this point. Pretty much falls apart. (I am unemployed, and broke)
Again, I have not learned my lesson, and I drive truck to NYC. As I return home, I exit the main highway to a rest area/gas station. I hit the brake pedal with confidence in my new brake job, and BOOM! The right front drops to the ground, steering wheel shaking like a **** and it pulling HARD right when I use the brakes! WTF NOW??
I get it stopped, white knuckles and adrenalin pumping. Get out of the truck and look at the right front. The damn thing is FLAT AGAIN! Still no spare, no cash. I call a truck service company. $300 later, he tells me thanks, but your rim is cut most of the way around from the caliper slamming into the aluminum rim. One of the bolts that hold the caliper bracket to the knuckle is among the missing. He of course does not have a rim and doesn't know where to get one either.Takes my credit card number and signature and leaves me where I was two hours ago. I wake a friend up (it is now 7AM Sunday morning) and he will be at the local yard to get me one and drive it to me. Damn I have good friends! He gets rim, buys me a new tire (the right brand/size), gets a new bolt and brings tools. I owe him many many drinks for that one.
Drive truck for a few more weeks. Replace upper/lower ball joints on both sides and outer tie rods on both sides as well as the front sway bar links. Front end WAY out of alignment, make appointment, drive in, they put it up on the rack and tell me my outer tie rods are junk! (AUTOZONE parts suck!) I go buy a set of real outers and replace them again, get it aligned.
Drive a week, get one real bad stench coming into the truck. Investigate, find the pinion on the front diff is spewing oil. Removed both new CV shafts, cut them at the outer joint to keep a stub shaft in the wheel bearing and totally remove my front differential.
A few days pass, and my rear driveshaft is showing signs that the U-joints are toast. I replace both of those, but that weird whine is getting louder by the day. Yep, you guessed it, my rear differential is now gone as well.
It is exactly one week to the day after I had major back surgery and I am replacing my rear axle assembly. Six hours or so later, and with my wife doing some of the work for me, we are driving the truck again.
So, in conclusion to my long sordid tale, that one trip and my subsequent stupidity cost me (Parts only):
1) 2 brand new CV joints
2) Both wheel bearing/hubs
3) front driveshaft
4) Front differential
5) 2 U-joints for rear driveshaft
6) May have caused upper balljoints premature deaths??
7) Also lower balljoints deaths?
8) contribute to both outer tierods death?
9) bought 8 brand new tires and 2 rims (I have a spare now)
10) rear differential/seals/fluid/friction modifier
11) my transfercase is junk and still makes a "laughing" noise at slow speeds. I think it is laughing at me for what it has put me through.
12) Alot of drinks to my friend, as well as a crap load of free work on his 2 Harleys
Lessons for all:
A) Always carry a spare tire/rim the proper size to what you are running
B) Rotate your tires and spare frequently to ensure they are all the same size
C) Do not believe what others tell you (2 instances of that here)
D) Carry the proper tools to change your own damn tire
E) Show wife how to do it too
F) Tell wife that no matter what happens, call me first
G) Real friends are an invaluable resource
H) NEVER, EVER run a different sized tire on an All Wheel Drive Truck, EVER, under any circumstances
I) "Hands on" education is the only way to really understand the mechanics of the truck.
J) Sometimes, when it rains, it POURS for a long long time
K) NEVER buy suspension/mechanical parts from Autozone unless the part is a known brand name, no "duralast" does not qualify. That name signifies "cheap" and I do not mean inexpensive. Cheaply manufactured to the minimum standard and should never go on your trucks.
L) Always, always, always use the torque wrench and blue loctite when doing brakes on these trucks.