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I never post jokes that I come across.. but I thought this one was funny. And 85% of the people here are from TX. :D

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed that she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in Oregon but we're not having any of that shi* in TEXAS!
 



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Crazy5711

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Wow, that is funny. I hope no one here gets offended by that, remember, it was just a joke.
 












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Ahaha, that's great.
 






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Classic! :D
 






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MAYBE CALIFORNIA WOULD BE A BETTER STATE TO USE! :mad:

Sure there are some hippies here, but we don't have that stuff anymore than anywhere else....:rolleyes:

Still funny though. I just insert California when I read it. :p
 






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LMAO That's funny
 






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Me likes :D
 






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MAYBE CALIFORNIA WOULD BE A BETTER STATE TO USE!

HEY!:mad: Maybe Frisco I'll agree but not the hole state. (It's OK I thought same thing when I read it & live here:rolleyes: )
 






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Originally posted by Bushw@cker
MAYBE CALIFORNIA WOULD BE A BETTER STATE TO USE! :mad:

Sure there are some hippies here, but we don't have that stuff anymore than anywhere else....:rolleyes:

Still funny though. I just insert California when I read it. :p

I would insert SanFrancisco;) Or West Virginia maybe
 






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