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St Patrick's Day Craic

lynchy wa

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Whose got plan's for St paddy's day? Share your jokes, recipes, favorite tipple and watcha doin'.

Seeing as, in my town, the tradition of green beer, cheap guinness and a good Irish band playing in the pub is now non existent (not politically correct maybe?) I'm having a do at my joint with a nice breakfast and lunch. Me menu consists of irish stew, guinness pie, chips and a crusty soda bread.

I do love me guinness and I've still got half a bottle of green food colouring left over from last year for the lager. Tullemore dew chaser's and jug's of cider should all help keep everyone happy.

Plenty o' tune's by The Pogues, Drop kick murphies, Flogging Molly and the dubliner's.


Tree irishman are sitting in the pub
The first says: "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The second then starts: "That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Quinns. At Quinns, you buy a drink, Quinn buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Quinn buys you another drink."

Then the third pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister.


3 Irish mice

Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.

The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat."



Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Have a grand St Pat's day all!
 

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The Irish Blonde

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. '

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'



MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men.
 






Have good time today everyone, try not to hic...hic..get to plastered...hic!
 






Going to work for a while, then we'll take a break and walk the couple of blocks to watch the parade go by. Then get to the bar around 8pm to see the bag pipers. Yeah I know bag pipes aren't really irish, but it's become a tradition around here and a big group of them travel all over town to play in a bunch of bars and some other locations.
 






When Irish pipes are lightin'
You can smell the green stuff too
for when Irish pipes are lightin'
The green, you wouldn't chew

The guinness is so bitter
The whiskey is so fine
'Cause when Irish pipes are lightin'
You can see, but you're also bli- high-nd!

Tank you an' goodnight.
 

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Have a good one and enjoy yourself Eric!!!!!!!
 









 







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Lynchy: Have a good one mate. Maybe a Trunk Monkey Designated driver is in order??? lol
 






Aye. Ya canna beat a trunk monkey for St Pat's Day my friend.

 






























LYNCHY: How's your St. Patricks Day going?
 












this week-end

Mine was good, but not as good as yours. lol I'll catch up this week-end.:p:
 



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That time of the year again all!!!
This 'll be my first dry St Pats for about 22 years. Liver test on Thursday, so I'm postponing celebrations 'til then :D Hope everyone has a Saturday to remember or not depending on your preference :D

If you read this Ron, thinking of you mate.
 






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