Stupidest thing you did in school

[CaptainObvious]

The food fight thread got me thinking...
Stupidest thing you did in school
In high school I syran wrapped the science lab with something like 30 boxes, built a little fort around the teachers desk and dumped thousands of packing peanuts in the fort. It took me something like 10 hours. The history teacher hated this guy and let me borrow the keys to get in.

In college, I took a night class with a bunch of friends, and we made up something like half the class. The teacher was a lot of fun and let us get a way with a lot. One night we were starved and ordered Pizza to the room. The delivery driver looked in the room, the teacher looked directly at us and shook his head. Good times had by all. Good times.

 

[techieman33]

I wasn't involved with this one, but every year the band pulls a big prank on the band teachers. Well my senior year they filled the band room with 10,000 cups all half full of water, I wish I still had pictures it was definetly a sight to see.

 

[Fish Man]

well so far me and my friends have set up dead (of natural cuases) deer with messages on them...such as "too much studying kills" or "rfoc" (the new food service) and then of course there is the giant slip n slide every year in which somebody always ends up streakin down (ok so its me and my friends). also we have a group of guys together who like to rappel off of buildings on campus...last one we did was the human sciences building, that was pretty cool thinking about trying to saran wrap a cops car when he goes in to lock up the building or something. oh you said stupidest, i was thinking funniest

 

[ions]

I've only done maybe 3 bad things in school.

First was in 5th grade. I stuck a paper clip in my music classes A/C unit....5 mins later the unit starts to smoke and caught fire (nothing bad) but they never found out it was my fault. Good thing we do those evacuation drills cause we did one that day . The music section of the school was closed for maybe 8 days and than it was back to normal.

Second was when I was in 9th grade (my first time) while we had a libary report to do in english on the 70's/80's my friend dared me to print up this photo of a girl buck ass naked with her legs behind her head with like a 80's porno muff (All the PCs were shared to 1 printer with the teacher standing next to it) so what did I do? I pressed print and was gonna just hit the cancel button.....nope didnt work. The page printed out and I got busted cause everytime you print from a certain PC it would leave a "2" or whatever the PC # was on the top of the page. I got sent to the office. My principal faxed the picture to my mom! I just wished it would of got sent to my dad. In the years to come it was a legend in the school cause it was the first thing you saw when you opened my school record (the old principal didnt worn the new one during my senior year and I thought he was gonna have a heart attack). Its also the reason while our school has content blocks on all the PCs

Third was our senior prank. That year for lunch all the school gathered into the lunch room for year book signing. Did you know that you could buy 2,000 live crickets (they were huge too) from amazon.com? Its true (atleast it was) you could buy 20,000 live crickets for $85 (plus shipping) so we put all those ####ers into ten peoples bookbags and then just let those bad boys loose. we got in SO MUCH trouble but it was worth it. They were thinking of not letting us graduate cause of the mess (and something about animal cruital) but anyway they let us and we got a sturn talking too and we graduated on time (thank god). On graduation day when I went up to get my diaploma he handed it too me and than slipped me something else with it. It was the damn picture of the chick I printed up 5 yrs earlier. I have it framed right next to my diaploma.

 

[EMG7895]

For a senior prank I got a hold of some kind of attcak siren that mounts to the metal hull of a battleship and mounted it on one of the steel beams in the cieling and put a timer on it so that it would go off for a few minutes everyday.

 

[sn0border88]

The first day of my SR. year me and a few buddies were riding to the local flea market after school, when one of the guys starts shooting at me out his window with an airsoft gun. All in good fun we continue, some time later I get pulled over by a copper, he pulls up next to me, tells me to hang tight and backs in behind me. Im thinking WTF? right about now, as 5 squad cars come flying up from all sides and box in my friends truck, get out with guns drawn and drag his scared sh!tless ass outta the truck. It was absolutly crazy, all 3 guys in the truck were arrested and I got disorderly conduct for having a potato cannon in my truck. (Good thing they didnt see the homemade fireworks=No-Questions asked Felony)

Long story short, someone called in the airsoft gun as being a real gun.

Dumbest thing ive done in school, took the valve stem outta the assistant principals car tire

Im currectly trying to devise a SR prank, anyone have a good idea?

Im thinking of either adding many gallons of soap to the pond with a large fountain in it (lotsa bubbles) or seran wrapping a building.

 

[JDraper]

My memory is too feeble to remember all the crap I pulled that long ago...however some of the stuff that I do remember doing I can't post up here for fear of "possible investigations"....Not sure what the statute of limitations is....

 

[james t]

I am not going to post most of the good ones, because it would honestly give yall a bad opinion of me and possibly lead to my legal prosecution over something. Here are a few decent ones-

Me and 2 of my friends skipped 6th period athletics (played football) and hung out in the woodshop class. Shop was a big classroom, a big shop, and several smaller rooms off the back of the shop. We snuck into one of the smaller rooms that was full of projects like speaker boxes and whatnot. I have no idea why, but there was a 5 gallon can of gasoline in this room. After a few minutes of *cough* "smoking", my buddy decided it would be cool to pour all the gas out. Here we are, in a room maybe 12x14, with 5 gallons of gas on the floor. About 5 minutes later we were crawling out of the room seriously F'ed up. About 15 minutes later they evacuated that side of the school because of the smell. We never got caught.

In HS i drove a 72 chevy stepside. Typical of the day, 295/50's on it and a motor worth 3 times what the actual truck was worth. The last day of school i unhooked the exhaust and went to school running open headers. When school letout, i backed the truck in through the outdoor school entrance which was a large brick opening and went down to the quad area. All of this was new from the previous summer, so the concrete was nice and shiney white. I did a burnout from the quad all the way out the front entrance, about 50-60 yards total. Left 2 one foot wide black marks that im sure are still there this day. On the way out i knocked one of my mirrors off on the entrance since it wasnt really designed to fit vehicles through it. I did this in front of half of the school and never got caught... i guess no one turned me in.

My senior year, while waiting in line inside the cafeteria, i did a pipe hit. About 2 minutes after i let it out several teachers/coaches were walking up and down the line trying to find out who it was. The principal was called in and they never found out. I was a legend after that one.

My sophomore year myself and 3 of my friends "borrowed" a school bus and left campus at lunch. We rode around town in it and went to my buddies girlfriend's house (she got out after lunch for something) and hung out. Went back at the end of school and parked it up against the athletics building. Never got caught.

7th-9th grade we drank on the bus going to school at least once a week. It was nothing to stumble into school @ 9am drunk off of vodka. Id have a hangover by 4th period.

9th grade year me and some friends were outside after lunch. Coach Saylor walked up to talk to us and as he did i said "heywhatsupfag" really fast so he wouldnt understand me. He understood me. After getting beat half to death with a paddle he made it his life goal to make sure i got into shape for next season. After football practice, i would stay over 30-45 minutes and have my own practice with him. That sumbitch put me through Navy Seal training. After two weeks with him i think i lost 20lbs.

I had some kind of art class my junior year. There was this super hot hippy chick in that class. I messed around with her all year long but she wouldnt have anything to do with me. Im guessing the fact that she was a vegan and i would bring pics from hunting trips and whatnot. Anyhoo, sometime towards the end of the year i started to wear her down, and we started uh... hanging out. There was a little room in the back of art class that had a projector in it. You would put a pic on the projector and then hang your canvas or whatever and trace the pic. We went back in that room and uh "hung out". During the ending of the "hanging out", she slammed her head against the projector and knocked it over. The teacher was pissed and the whole class was laughing (i think they knew what was going on).



Thats about all im willing to give up at this time since alot of the stuff i did was not really something that im proud of if you know what i mean.

 

[EMG7895]

I know what You mean, I wont post alot of the things I did because I did alot of stupid things when I was young and would rather not have my past come back to haunt me, in any form. One more I remember was loading up a manure spreader at my friends horse farm and coating the parking lot before school one morning.

 

['97 V8]

Hmm. Ive done a few. Broke a couple bottles of stink bomb stuff in the halls all at once in between periods. This wasnt your na na pansy stink bomb, this stuff was hard core.

My friend and i put a 500 pack of firecrackers in the girls bathroom and lit it. School was let out for the rest of the da and the bathroom had to be refinished.

Tied the principals door shut to the assisant principles door...that was pretty awesome seeing them squirm.

The last day of school i did a burnout witha rental car in the middle of the playground till the tires(tire) popped and drove off on the rim.

Nothin bad but it was fun doin.

 

[merrick53]

during 8th grade i had a few go gurts that come in the long thing plastic tubes and when everyone was walking back from luch down the corridor i dropped the tube and stomped on it and it sprayed everywhere over allt he people in the corridor. did this for a about two weeks straight, no one ever caught me my frienddave used to dump them in peoples backpacks.

freshman year some kid who i hated pissed me off so i pissed in his locker full of baseball stuff, got caught about 4 days later. kicked off the team and suspended for a week, but i didnt care it was worth it and i hate baseball now

freshman year last day of school, me and this girl heather found our way to the fitness room just behind the weight room, we "hung out" for a bit, one of the coaches walks in on us and to my surprise he didnt give a damn! he even asked us to help him move in some artificial turf from the football field then he left and let us go at it again ha!

junior year, wrote a 6 page essay about how great mein kamp and hitler was when the assingment was to write about how he destroyed the jewsish communites economy.

 

[Explorer#2]

i gotten drunk in class a couple times

 

[aldive]

i gotten drunk in class a couple times

Must have been English grammar class.

 

[Fish Man]

lol @ al

 

[gensic11]

Must have been English grammar class.

lmao

 

[Explorer#2]

hey guys remember im from Alabama, so its ok

 

[MyExpWork]

The stupidest thing was that about once every other week, me and a friend would leave school at lunch, and have a smoke, then come back to school. We had spanish class together after lunch.

Sometimes the teacher would have us leave class because of our uncontrollable laughter. She had no clue why we were really laughing. I think I actually got a B in her class too. Haha.

The other stupid thing I did was ditch my mid-terms to go um, as others have put it "hang out".

I hope my son never does anything like that.

 

[Stang Girl]

I was a good girl in school, just because all the cops knew me because my mom worked for the District Judge. Her best friend also worked for the Superintendent so it was hard for me to get into too much.....however, me and my best friend Charee did sneak in some peppermint schnapps into Chemistry. We were making candy around Christmas as a Chemistry project, so we thought we would be cool and bring in the hooch.

Some of my friends took this girl's little Honda Civic, picked it up, and put it on the other side of the school.

 

[TheFox88]

Its funny that this thread just came up, seeing as last thursday was when one of our senior pranks was pulled. First, some background though. Our entire school hates our principal. He is one of teh worst that this school has ever had. We have had several pranks pulled this year so far, with several more in the works for the last three weeks of school. All of them are directly aimed at him too. Last week me and my friends decided we would go ahead and do ours. We went to my friends barn and collected all the horse shi* we could find and loaded it into the back of my friends truck. We waited until about 3 in the morning and went and dumped it all in his parking spot. The funny part is, it was bike to scholl day, so EVERYONE saw it. Classic.

Just thought of something else too. About a month ago we had our routine spring pep assembly. You know the kind that i sooo boring you rip your hair out before its halfway over. Well, we decided that we weren't going this year, so my friends and i all head over to my friends dad's house. It just so happens that about half the senior class showed up, as well as about 30 juniors and sophmores. Well, lets just say that we all went back to school a little more "peppy." I thought that it was pretty funny to see a quarter of the school go back to class LIT up. Haha.

 

[moose1]

I found out my ex was cheating when i was a senoir so i pasted a half nude pic of her i had with the head of the guy she was cheating on me with all arround school. I also as my senoir prank my buddies and i released a cow a few pigs and chicken in the school right before 1st lunch session, we ended up getting caught so we had to round them up then serve detention cleaning the halls.