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Ken, looks like we got a run for Mother's Day weekend, the second in May 10th-12th. Lotsa Texans gonna show up
And to everyone, yes we can pick multiple dates for the summer and go again.
As far as participation, do a search for previous threads concerning Tellico. If you are not 4wd don't even bother showing up. By that time of year the rhododendron will scratch serious trail pinstriping into your vehicle's paint and the trails - even the easy ones - will obliderate the undercarriages of any stocker without skidplates. If you are 2wd you will need to be strapped several times while drunken armed rednecks directly behind you get pissed off having to wait for your butt to get out of their way.
As I've said before though, if we can schedule a run sometime, I will be happy to lead stocker 4wd Explorers on trails 3,4,5,8, and down 6 for those with the kahunas to do it, as long as we don't get in the way of all of the BigDawgs. You'll leave with a mark or two, but what an adventure!

As far as participation, do a search for previous threads concerning Tellico. If you are not 4wd don't even bother showing up. By that time of year the rhododendron will scratch serious trail pinstriping into your vehicle's paint and the trails - even the easy ones - will obliderate the undercarriages of any stocker without skidplates. If you are 2wd you will need to be strapped several times while drunken armed rednecks directly behind you get pissed off having to wait for your butt to get out of their way.
As I've said before though, if we can schedule a run sometime, I will be happy to lead stocker 4wd Explorers on trails 3,4,5,8, and down 6 for those with the kahunas to do it, as long as we don't get in the way of all of the BigDawgs. You'll leave with a mark or two, but what an adventure!