The Hootus song! | Ford Explorer - Ford Ranger Forums - Serious Explorations
  • Register Today It's free!

The Hootus song!

Status
Not open for further replies.

cgriffin_5139

Explorer Addict
Joined
October 11, 2005
Messages
3,503
Reaction score
0
Check out what i found on a TB site,there laughing at us the basterds!



Heard a new song the other day:

The herculiner song (sung to the tune of "All Star")


Somebody once told me Herculiner was sticky
Its not the easiest stuff to remove.

I was looking kind of dumb with my finger and my thumb
stuck to the end of my Hoo-ootus

Well the years start coming and the stuff ain't leavin'
And I feel so bad that I want to start heavin'
It doesn't make sense that this stuff's so sticky,
you get it on your hand and you get it on your d*cky.

So much to do, so much to see
But I can't go public with this on me.
And it hurts so much when I go
such a great pain you'll never know.

Chorus:

Hey Now, Herculiner, can you help me get clean,
Hey Now, Herculiner, can you get this off me.
Its so sticky and rough,
Even turpentine won't get it off.


It was sticky, and then it got harder
It was a dumb move, and then I got smarter
All I needed was to wear those gloves
Now I don't know if I'll ever make love.

The rocker panels look so neat,
But the stuff don't belong on my meat.
My thing's on fire, how about yours
I really don't like it cause it feels so course.

Chorus:

Hey Now, Herculiner, can you help me get clean,
Hey Now, Herculiner, can you get this off me.
Its so sticky and rough,
Even turpentine won't get it off.


Somebody once mentioned I should guard my extension
I should wear the rubber gloves that I have.
But I was in a hurry, had to go in a scurry
So I made a beeline to the lav.

Well time went on and I tried all the cures
But all I got was some ribbin' from my peers.
It doesn't make sense that this stuff's so sticky,
you get it on your hand and you get it on your d*cky.

So much to do, so much to see
But I can't go public with this on me.
And it hurts so much when I go
such a great pain you'll never know.

Chorus:

Hey Now, Herculiner, can you help me get clean,
Hey Now, Herculiner, can you get this off me.
Its so sticky and rough,
Even turpentine won't get it off
 



Join the Elite Explorers for $20 each year.
Elite Explorer members see no advertisements, no banner ads, no double underlined links,.
Add an avatar, upload photo attachments, and more!
.











cgriffin_5139

Explorer Addict
Joined
October 11, 2005
Messages
3,503
Reaction score
0
I joined this site to learn how to replace a window on a TB i dont own one, so SHUT it!
 


















Rick

Pumpkin Pilot
Staff member
Admin
Elite Explorer
Joined
February 8, 1999
Messages
34,637
Reaction score
2,886
City, State
Wayoutin, Aridzona
Year, Model & Trim Level
'93 XL Pumpkin Edition
Callsign
AB7FH
Nothing could be finer than to get some Herculiner on my hoootus....:eek:
 






Burns

Elite Explorer
Moderator Emeritus
Joined
October 20, 2004
Messages
8,992
Reaction score
26
City, State
Pulaski, TN
Year, Model & Trim Level
1991 Explorer/2002 F-250
Wow.

lol Its everywhere.

oh and J**p forum?
 






Paraphoe

Go big or go home
Elite Explorer
Joined
July 26, 2004
Messages
4,989
Reaction score
17
City, State
Willow Grove, PA
Year, Model & Trim Level
'97 XLT
Poor Gerald. Hahahahaha
 












Status
Not open for further replies.
Top