I agree with you on the Rube Goldberg timing chain design sadly newer engine designs with their OHC's and timing chains seem to be hit or miss with timing chain woes but many cars that do have the "last for life" chains do sooner or later develop a problem that ends the "life" of the engine.
Using mostly 1960's domestic technology most all of my cars have the tried and true cam in block and these things seem to go forever.
I used to think timing belts were kind of mickey mouse and cheap but many sure are decent/easy to change and also seem to be damn durable.
I kind of consider the modification done to the 4.0 to make it OHC to be kind of ridiculous and being a hardcore Ford person I call the OHC 4.0 the worst motor Ford ever made and I just steered a guy clear of an 2004 last week, he bought a 2006 Chevy HHR instead.
I recently unloaded my OTC cam tools for $75 and was so happy to see them go. As a shadetree mechanic I never attempt repair on these bombs, I swing a boneyard piece in and send em on their way.
90% of the time the exhaust manifold flange bolts are to rusty to remove easily and I leave both manifolds on place, pry bars, tilting and sliding then engine from one side to other help.
Once you are past the manifolds and you are close to the transmission which needs to be lifted higher than normal and the converter and flywheel are clocked to line up the 2 should slide right together and clunk when they kiss.
Myself after working on the 4.0 bought the 5.0.
I do have a 4.0 it is a bulletproof straight six, Kenosha built.