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Who is the Boss ?

victorysail

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The brain said, "I should be the Boss because I control the whole body."

The feet said,"We should be the Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said,"We should be the Boss because we do all the works and earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until the ******* spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the ******* being the Boss. So the ******* went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the ******* should be the Boss. The motion was passed. All the other parts did all the works while the Boss just sat and passed out the shi* !

Moral of the story: You don't need brain to be a Boss - any ******* will do.

Guess what "*******" is ?


:) ;) :p
 



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No.....but the word is 7 character long. Hint: a*s*o*e
 






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that shouldnt be on the board.... funny it was... but also very vulgar
 






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While I agree bosses can be ... questionable, let's keep it a little cleaner :) We have young'uns who surf the board :)
 






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I thought it was quite funny. :) I think it's clean enough to be on here.
 






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that was funny.

it's already edited so i dont see how it could be offensive
 






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Originally posted by leenjen
it's already edited so i dont see how it could be offensive

Why would it be less offensive for the sole reason that it says *******? I mean, we all know what it meant, we all thought the word in our head, many of us probably said the word while retelling that to friends. Knowing all this, why wouldn't he be able to type the word? I don't see how it is any more or less offensive just to type *'s
 






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Eh, let's let just let it go. No need to get in any argument over this. :)
 












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i thought it was funny, but it took a sec for me it figure it out. i dont think its any worse than this: :mattmoon: on the board. to some people thats even more vulgar.

NOTE: not everyone's gonna agree with me, so dont :fire: for it.
 






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My apology, I never realise that this could cause so much controversy. I put down ******* just to let people us their imagination, without speaking out lound (about my former boss).

Sorry if I offend anyone. Next time I would be more careful. :hammer:
 






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