Are Texas taxes that bad?
If they make an "America" edition it'd better have 4x4-RWD, dual solids, 35" BFG MTs, more lights than Christmas, only come in black, white, desert CARC and OD CARC and there should be the option for a removable flag pole on the back.
EDIT - Almost forgot! There should be the option for one of those "Extreme Danger: Stay back 100 meters" (with Arabic translation below) decals on the back.