Spas, you drove up through our $h!tty state and didn't even bother to warn us to get off the roads?
Actually, I was thanking God that none of you were around when I caused a backup on the turnpike on Friday.....
I had to haul two big ugly Chevy vans (a G20 & a G30), and in order to pull one on the hitch, you have to sling it by its front wheels and leave it running.
Well, right around mile marker #58, I noticed blue smoke coming out of it and pulled over in a panic...How it got to leaking motor oil out of its driveshaft, I don't know. I had to turn this horrible thing around in order to drag it by its back wheels, but the shoulder on the TP is SLOPED. (the other van didn't run) Needless to say, I got the flippin thing stuck perpendicular to the road and caused a backup of rubber neckers trying to see why this nutty chick was offroading in a cargo van....
Panicked at this point, I thought of you buncha goons and wondered what Y'all would do in my place (actually, my thoughts were more like "GOD DANGIT, I've survived Paragon-I'll be dammed if I get stuck in the grass in a chevy!)
Which was when I floored it in reverse, right into the trees, then floored it forward and drove back up the shoulder into oncoming traffic, tree branches hanging off the roof rack like a demented christmas tree
AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOBS WERE FUN!
hope you all got a laugh out of that....