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FourxFred's ranger rollover story. WARNING! GORY PICS!

Ok, well, I guess its about time I started my rollover thread. I had a party at my apartment, with a whole bunch of my friends from highschool over. Everybody was drinking and so-forth, but I stopped drinking around 10 because I had to drive my girlfriend home. So, after a few hours of sobering up, i decided to depart on the 35 minute drive at around 2:30AM. The ride there was fine, because she was with me to keep me awake, but the ride home was a different story. I made it to within 5 miles from my house, then fell asleep behind the wheel. The rode turned to the right, but i kept going straight. I woke up as i was hitting a mailbox, but by that time i was already going off a 5 foot tall embankment at roughly 40MPH. The front right hit hard, and dug in.

The bed went over the cab, and the truck somehow spun around and landed on the passenger side fender, before rolling over onto the hood. The airbag went off when the front right hit the ground, breaking my nose and causeing first degree burns all over my face, with bad abrasions on my nose and forehead. I kicked my way out of the cab, and ran to the street. 3 cars drove by, but none of them would stop for me (I wouldent have stopped either if a 6'4" man ran infront of me, screaming and covered in blood at 4 AM ;) ). Eventually the guy that lived in the house i landed infront of came out, because the horn was going off, and called an ambulance. The paramedics and police were astonished that i lived, and was cracking jokes the entire ride to the hospital.

I did not have full coverage on the truck, but it is actually not damaged too bad. i will post pics tomorrow. It still runs and drives, which means its time to chop off the roof, take off the bed, cut the fenders to hell, and put some 55 inch swampers on there. If any of you solid axle conversion guys want to donate your drivers side radius arm mount, ill gladly take it, as it is the only broken mechanical part, and im out of money.

I now am driving a 98 toyota tacoma, 4 cyl, 5 speed, 2x4. It is faster than my ranger, and gets 25MPG, which i cant realy complain about. Enough said, heres the pics of my face.

day after:
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two days after:
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EDIT: i think i figured out how to attach a pic without uploading one (because the new server dont want to let me upload right now)

check out the interior picture, of the sticker i ironically put on the dashboard about six months ago.
 

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I saw this thread a long time ago! Never noticed the poster, I have the same one!
 



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Ya, one of the guys in the dorm room down the hall has it too. great poster :)
 






amazing poster. possibly the greatest poster ever. i just dislocated my left knee, so ive been spendin a lot of time sitting here, stareing at it for hours. good stuff.
 






How do you get hurt so much?
 






this is the third time ive dislocated it, so it comes out pretty easily now. this time, i was bowling. i dont know why i have such bad luck, and seem to get hurt so often, but i have one idea.

god hates me.

yes, its true, he hates me. apparently in a past life i was like hitler or something, and now im suffering for it. oh well, ill get my revenge when he finally hikes up his skirt and lets me die. i plan on walkin through those gates of heaven, and kickin god square in the nuts.
 






LOL!! Somehow I doubt that will phase him though. I bet he has balls made of steel.
 






oh man that sux,

but yes in that first pic i too was focused on the 2 chicks in the poster

i had a little accident similar to yours as well, but i didn't roll mine and only did minor damage

i used to fall asleep all the time when i'm driving late late at night, so now on my way home and i'm tired i put in a good cd and i sing loud at the top of my lungs (when i'm alone of course) to stay awake and hey it works......guess you'll have to find some good sing-a-long songs so this doesn't happen again
 






Ford_Racing_Guy said:
i used to fall asleep all the time when i'm driving late late at night, so now on my way home and i'm tired i put in a good cd and i sing loud at the top of my lungs (when i'm alone of course) to stay awake and hey it works......guess you'll have to find some good sing-a-long songs so this doesn't happen again

Be careful...There is a fine line between singing to stay awake and waking the dead...
 






POOOOOOOOOOR lil Ranger! That was nice.....glad ur ok tho!
 






same thing happened to one of my buddys. drove his girlfriend home late one night.....driving back to his house (within 3 miles) fell asleep. ran off the road, hit a tree head on...his seatbelt malfuntioned and he was sent out of the top of the car (drove a new wrangler x) had to amputate his one leg...unfortunaltey he didnt make, a few days later he passed.
 






Ach! That poor poor Ranger! And Fred, holy- your face could be in a Rob Zombie flick in those first two pictures, man! I'm so sorry i didn't see this earlier. Really really REALLY glad you're ok- it would massively suck to lose everyone's favorite Bahs-tonian :eek: Glad you've got such an upbeat outlook on the Deranger- if there's anything I can do to help ya, let me know!!
 






glad to hear your fine, sucks about the truck
 






thanks everyone! yeah, im completely fine now, im just trying to figure out what to do with the truck now (i like spas's nickname for it.) i dont know if i should fix it and drive it or chop it and wheel it. hmmmm.....
 






Definitley wheel it, because you will end up fixing it and than wanting to wheel it anyway.

How'd you originally dislocate your knee? F-ball?
 






drunken rage dislocated it originally. for some reason, i thought it would be a good idea to do a hockey stop while running at full speed on pavement.

this time, bowling took it out.

its feeling fine now, but i might still need surgery to remove the chips in there. who knows.
 






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