Inspector: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.
Mr. Hilton: Yes.
Inspector: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?
Mr. Hilton: Yes, a little one.
Inspector: What sort of frog?
Mr. Hilton: A...a *dead* frog.
Inspector: Is it cooked?
Mr. Hilton: No.
Inspector: What, a RAW frog?!?
Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Inspector: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
Mr. Hilton: What else?
Inspector: Well, don't you even take the bones out?
Mr. Hilton:
If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
Inspectr: Constable ******** et one of those!! We have to protect the public!
Constable: Uh, would you excuse me a moment, Sir?
(exits)
Inspector: We have to protect the public! People aren't going to think there's a real frog in chocolate! Constable ******** thought it was an almond whirl! They're bound to expect some sort of mock frog!
Mr. Hilton:
(outraged) MOCK frog!?! We use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind!
Inspector:
Nevertheless, I advise you in future to replace the words 'Crunchy Frog' with the legend, 'Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Dead Frog' if you wish to avoid prosecution!