How this thread slipped past my gaydar, I have no clue. But I gotta say, that armrest is the most hetero thing I've ever seen. No self-respecting f@g would ever use that fabric, it reeks of hetero-fratboy. You can almost smell the day-old beer and bean-induced gas.
As for Richard Simmons, until he officially comes out, the gay community is praying he's just a fruity straight boy with a thing for fat chicks. We don't want him batting on our team (He's more likely to sit on the bat then swing it).
And seriously, Sir Elton John has way better taste.
Finally, regarding Hokie and Section's love triangle, I can't picture it. Well actually I can, and it makes me smile. And they do already bicker like a married couple. Add a keg and a bottle of jagermeister (the gayest of gay liquors). Hmm, I'm gonna have to re-think my earlier skepticism.
:roll: i might even say you could be deemed the latest 
member
