Conclusion
Well, to conclude: I had the truck towed to Precision Tune by my house. I had it towed because it was missing and my it's free through my insurance. On a side note; the tow driver put truck in neutral to get out of my garage. He started pushing it out and I stopped him and said, don't you want to get in the truck so you can put on the break before it starts rolling when it hits the drive-way? He said "I got it." Well, sure enough it starts rolling and he starts opening the door. However, there's not much room between the door and the garage door, which he quickly realized he made a mistake and inadvertently got his arm caught between the door of the truck and the garage door. I ran around to the back of the truck and he was able to escape; arm okay.
Precision tune called and said they would re thread and replace all plugs and cables for 150. Considering the pain it's been for me, I said yes.
Oh, and the missing is gone. Yeah, as it turns out, after we got the truck off the tow truck, one of the mechanics looked under the hood and realized I had taken off one of the wire boots off the plug and forgot to replace it on the drivers side (since I was working on the passenger side, I'd forgotten about it). He replaced it and the truck fired right up, no problems; even with the other plug still stuck out about 1/4".
That's it, thanks again for all your help!