I'm an adult. I've owned 2 Rangers, a Bronco 2, and 2 Explorers... I love(d) Ford trucks and SUVs. I've always found my Fords work harder and last longer, at least until I got this Mountaineer. To be honest, after that Firestone incident (I had a 1999 Eddie Bauer Explorer 4x4) it seems like they've never been straight with me as a company - between their line of imported soccermom SUVs and the lack of a small pickup, this is my last Ford.
I've had this Mountaineer for 15 years and it's chock full of problems that Ford denies exist and refuses to support... The stereo head unit died within 2 years. The steering wheel controls and backup sensors work "when they want to". The rear right wheel well rusted out within 5 years (as all of the ones with the Mach/Premium audio system seem to). The plastic applique on the back hatch cracked and broke after 2 years, then fell off two days after Ford reapplied it, then cracked six months after that - I went through 5 of them before buying/painting/installing-"the wrong way" an aftermarket one that's lasted almost half the life of the car. The roof of this perpetually-garaged vehicle looks like it has herpes from all of the rust spots I've had to fix (on the 3 year anniversary of buying it, mind you). It's burned a quart of oil every 2k miles since it drove off the lot. It's had intermittent misfire issues since I drove it off the lot, and it goes through #4 and #8 ignition coils like I go through socks.
I hope you were being sarcastic because I can't help but see EVERY Explorer around me have the same issues (including family members with an 02 and an 05) and then have Ford deny it's an issue to my face and say it "must just be me". With stuff like the rust and cracks, it's more obvious - every.single.gen4 explorer I see on the road has the same spots gone to hell as mine did. When I open up a door panel and find the sheer cluster**** of balled up electrical tape that I did today, it makes me really doubt the company.
I'm lucky, I grew up wrenching on everything in sight and learned how to do bodywork from probably the best Corvette guy in the country. If I didn't address these issues myself, and relied on Motocraft parts, and shops at their rates, this thing would have lasted 4 years tops before it became too expensive/stupid to maintain.