See how you like this Matt.....

[95ExplorerLtd]

His name is Matt,
he has lights,
they are really bright,
they turn night to daylight.

They are PIAA,
thats the only way,
otherwise, night wouldnt be turned into day.

He drives an Explorer,
its a 4-doorer,
he gets in mud and floors her.
He calls it Vegas,
used to be Tippy,
but he got all his lights and some people got lippy.
Then Matt got mad and whooped some ass,
then went to the Marathon to get some gas,
then went and drove his truck across their grass,
and told them to get a life,
then he sped off to his anger-management class.

He also drives a Saturn,
I cant really see his pattern,
but watch it, he'll mow you down and make you flatter,
then dunk your face in some cake batter,
then falls down rolling with laughter.

He has spent too much on his lights and is broke,
he gets notices from his bank and starts to choke,
he cant barely afford a 6-pack of Coke,
he totally thinks Hella is a hoax.

So in conclusion,
if you see Matt's truck you might think its a delusion,
but have no fear,
he is so weighted down by lights he runs in low gear,
but if you ride with trckmagik,
you're likely gonna be able to not hear!
So beware, no fear!


This wonderful poem brought to you by 95ExplorerLtd, the Amateur rapper..... Hope this dont offend anybody

 

[mattadams]

wow, I've never had a poem/rap written about me! LOL

 

[95ExplorerLtd]

See? All that teasing finally turned out to be something good!

 

[Raceit]

Let's see you put all that on a bumber sticker.


Very nice work 95ExplorerLtd.

 

[95ExplorerLtd]

Thanks Raceit, I can come up with rhymes like that in a snap, people tell me to do one for them at school all the time and it just comes to me, screw jobs, I'm gonna be Eminem's sidekick, he dont need Dre anymore, he's got Funky Green Thing on his side now!

 

[mattadams]

yeah, send that on to dr. dre, see if he'll do a song on me! LOL

 

[Raceit]

You know there'd be two versions. One to sell at Wal-Mart and to play on the radio, and another unedited version with the 'explicit lyrics' sticker on the cover.
Plus you could add some lines to the song that tells everybody that Matt really does like N'Sync.

 

[mattadams]

I would like N'sync, but it'd conflict with my loving devotion for Jessica Simpson, LOL
"so hot... want to touch the hiney..."
LOL

 

[95ExplorerLtd]

Edited version of the explicit version

Here is the edited version of the original explicit one



His $%^&*@ name is Matt,
he has@#$^ lights,
they are really mother$%^#@% bright,
they turn%^&*!$ night to daylight.

They are PIAA,
thats the only way,
otherwise, night wouldnt be turned#$%^&* into day.

He drives an%$^&in Explorer,
its a 4-doorer,
he gets in mud and floors her.
He calls it%^$*!@ Vegas,
used to be Tippy,
but he got all his lights and some people @#$%^&*got lippy.
Then Matt got mad and whooped some#%#%^ @$$,
then went to the Marathon to get some gas,
then went and drove his truck across their grass,
and told them to get&^*%$& a life,
then he sped off to his anger-management class.

He also drives a Saturn,
I cant#$%^&* really see his pattern,
but watch it, he'll mow your #$%^&% down and make you flatter,
then dunk your face in some cake batter,
then falls down rolling with laughter.

He has spent too much on his%^&*$% lights and is broke,
he gets notices from his bank and starts to choke,
he cant barely afford a #$%^%& 6-pack of Coke,
he totally thinks Hella is a hoax.

So in conclusion,
if you see Matt's truck you might think its a delusion,
but have no $%^&*in fear,
he is so weighted down by lights he runs in low gear,
but if you ride with trckmagik,
you're likely gonna be able to F^&*in not hear!