Dogfriend, as far as the hose blowing off, I think the connector was too loose, and having ATF on it made it easier to slip off. The tight radius certainly doesn't help since it is blowing 30psi or more into a turn in a hose places more pressure on the connection. Lesson learned, make the radius as wide as you can, and then add two hose clamps instead of one.
As far as not having a dipstick in the tranny I wished it did, because if you spring a slow leak, you might not notice until you are down a few quarts and the tranny starts stalling. The dipstick would give me more peace of mind since I could check it as often as my paranoia kicked in
Both you and Opera House have very valid reasons for why they probably decided to remove the dipstick. I would only add that it may have to do with forcing more people to get dealer service on the tranny because they want more control over what fluid goes in and the level. Even if you do the refill yourself, it is almost impossible to overfill based upon this design. As an engineer I can understand if you have a failure rate, you need to control the unknown variables, and two of these would be fluid type, and level. Of course it could also be that a certain percentage of transmissions failed because of a dipstick coming loose or something crazy like that
Once you get setup for adding some fluid then checking the level is actually quite easy. Removing a screw and checking for any fluid draining out is it. If none drains out, add 1/2 pint and recheck. Repeat until fluid drains back out the fill hole. I found a pump that is readily available in an Auto supply store that is an Oil suction gun that can be used for this purpose. It cost is around $10 and then all you need is a 1/8 NPT hose adapter to screw into the fill hole.