EXPLORER RECALL?!!????

[irtySanchez]

I actually did go on a date with Marisa Tomei once. It was great. We had a nice dinner, then got loaded. That girl is wild.

Did I forget to mention the next day they recalled all Explorers and gave me $50,000 for it.

What a week!!!

 

[mikeresin]

hahaha
you went out with her too? that lil tart

 

[ACBlessing]

Hell the hell do you guys know my wife?????

 

[tristram77]

Marisa Tomei is busted. To make my week complete I would like to date Nikki Cox, or Tera Patrick.

 

[ACBlessing]

That's okay...Penelope Cruz likes the bed in the back of my X.

;-)

 

[leenjen]

i'm stuck with my wife and jenna jameson

 

[Exploder99]

Originally posted by Stephen
Dont worry though, they'll never get them all recalled.

Not even mine? aww man!!!!!! =\

 

[coloradobound]

Damn lawyers are freaking sue happy these days. Like a local instance, some dumb hick decided he wanted to make money by shooting down high voltage power lines and salvage the copper in them. Well, the last time the guy did it was when he was wearing steel toe boots. And his brain (for what little he had) popped out of his head. Well, some damn lawyer decided he was going to get the family to sue the power company and the National Park Service. But its also bad the damn family thinks they will win. Can you say STUPID. And the lawyer is probably the kind that gets paid no matter what. Some of you may have seen the story in the "stupid person" section of one issue of American Handgunner a while back.

And if they recall all Explorers, then why not get all older Isuzu Troopers and Suzuki Samuaris off the road????

 

[tristram77]

I like that story about the redneck shooting the copper wires down. That is pure genius. I don't mind if Ford does a major recall of X's. All of ours will get outfitted with new features (hopefully) and their stock will be depressed making it a good time to buy F.

By the way Jenna has a moose knuckle, that thing is hanging low.

 

[2mrchio]

Originally posted by tristram77
I would write them a thank you note as well. Perhaps we should find the lawyers and suggest to them to make those upgrades to make the truck "safer"
that would be great

That does sound more realistic than a total recall - requesting modifications to the vehicle rather than suing to have them taken off the road.

Moose knuckle...at least you didn't say camel toe. Whoops, I just said it...

 

[tristram77]

OK
this has been a nice post including **** and Explorers. Is there much else besides Beer?
Oh i just brought it up. this post can be archived now.

 

[leenjen]

i'm surprised nobody mentioned Pam. just got the july playboy and she looks better that ever.

 

[leenjen]

now there's 2 threads in the same forum about this, will it actually happen?

what if i want to keep my X, do i have to sign a waiver in case i get killed in it?