Explorer's faulty design

[Walrus]

Let's all face up to it and admit it once and for all... THE EXPLORERS ARE A FLAWED DESIGN! They (explorers) are not cars! They are not designed or meant to be driven like cars! They are not for everybody! Run, don't walk from the nearest FORD dealer as not to be tempted by the FORD explorer. They will beguile you, lead you down the crimson path to un-controllable
purchase and demand to be driven at break-neck speeds around corners and down freeways without regard to design criteria! They will steal your soul!
They will pervert sensible motorists into believing that they (the motorists) are beyond harm, above the laws of chance and circumstance! They most surely will be the ruination of mankind!

Remove your families from the evil explorer! Shun the Behemoth! Haul the beast to the nearest junkyard crushing facility you can find and walk away safe and secure in the knowledge that you have escaped
certain tribulation...

Silly? So are most of the <claims> about the explorer! Enjoy and happy
EXPLORations!

edited by walrus... <claims> here refers to the bleeding heart liberal claims badmouthing the explorer... Nuff Said!

 

[Stephen]

HAHA, that made my day.

 

[leenjen]

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lol...
that was good

 

[yob_yeknom]

I don't understand why people even have a case. There's that annoying little sticker on the visor warning you it's not a car. Man kind is working on becoming just a bunch of friggin' idiots.

BTW, anyone know a good way to get that stupid sticker off without messing up the cloth on the visor or leaving the sticker residue?

 

[newtek007]

OOOKKAAYYYY????!!!

OOOOOOKKKAAAYYY???!!!! Sounds kind of personal. I guess everyone has their opinion. Good luck!!!

 

[rustytr]

Ha, ha, what's sad is for some reason it's kinda true...

 

[Exploder99]

Im not even going to touch this one.