Originally posted by tiessen
..is your rig a pavement princess? That bumper and the surrounding paint I saw is soooooo shiny!?
Hello?
Is that a serious question??? Maybe so...
Actually, it's not shiny at all. I haven't applied
any Zaino since the first of the year, and I have to wait until I get my right side repainted from the time I layed it over before I re-Zaino. THEN it will be a mirror finish again, as it was early this year. Ordinarily you can read the fine print on the reflection on my rear tailgate, about 1000% better than what is in that picture. That is a reflection of my neighbor's house and you cannot tell anything about it. Sal Zaino would flog me. A coat or two of Zaino and you can count the slats and fine print on that chimney reflection forty yards behind "Herc". I have to wait a month or two after my paint job gets done and this puppy is going to glow in the dark again.
I try to keep it looking every bit as nice as a new Eddie Bauer deserves to look.

So yes it
IS a pavement princess. Thank you for the compliment.
Well,.... it is a Pavement Princess 90% of the time. I lied.
I get lost a lot.
I couldn't find Alberston's Food Store one time and ended up here. I was just trying to make a beer run
Don't forget the time I went to the Eddie Bauer Outlet Mall and couldn't get the gal to push the shopping cart over the three hundred foot drop to load my grocery-getter:
And here I am coming down from the press box at my son's soccer match. That's Ray Lobato in the background. He's a very fair and impartial scorekeeper and I would recommend him to any neighborhood league. I believe he is also planning to bring his own pavement-pounder to Moab next year and we are going to compare RTI scores on the speed bumps in town
Don't forget the time my girlfriend asked me to take her poodle to the dog salon and I ended up at a 13,000 ft elevation miner's camp.
They were very hungry and her poodle looked just fine to them. :smoke: My gal got pretty upset and needed to lay back and relax but my seatback lever didn't work so I helped her recline:
I'm looking for another girlfriend right now.
So I tried to find a nice church-going gal

but those d@m# Methodists can't seem to give decent directions. Where is that church?
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Drats! Now the fat lady with the ugly kid in the shopping cart bumped me at the bingo parlor!
I'll hafta fix that one. It was a big shopping cart.
Maybe we will meet in the Neiman Marcus parking lot someday. Cheers!
[Edited by GJarrett on 10-20-2000 at 09:01 PM]