Yeah, to be clear, what's causing the noise is pretty well documented and understood, and there's also a TSB out for it, so it's not a maintenance issue. The solution is widely known as well, but I can't see paying a few grand to quiet a noise that many have said just came back again a short time later, and that doesn't appear to cause a complete failure. If it was under warranty, I would certainly get the TSB work done.
That said, it hasn't gotten any worse or caused any problems, so I just ignore it these days. It does fluctuate with the outside temperature, maybe due to the oil viscosity, which is why I thought I could shut it up a little with more or less friction modifier, but maybe mixing some mud in would be a better solution. Fun stuff!