this is funny

[PsykoTone]

I found this one day. I'm not goung to tell you alote about it, but it's a typical Camaro owner on a talk show, explaining how he gets out of tickets. Thanks to this idiot i'm ashamed to have owned a camaro. only the fisrt 20 min. are about that not the whole 3 hours, don't worry. But the guy just gets funnier as the more stupid he gets. well check it out.

http://mfile.akamai.com/5023/wma/philhend.download.akamai.com/5023/shows/01/07/philhend010702.asx

 

[yob_yeknom]

What an idiot!

That has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever listened to. What a sweet car...cough..bull$h!t..cough.. A whole 270 horses. Wow, I've never imagined 270...cough..more bull$h!t..cough.
I noticed how all I see is Camaros pulled over.. yeah right.
Wow, a whole 90mph! Geez, I've never done that before... I guess maxing my Daytona's speedometer at 125 for ~10 minutes at a time coming home from Richmond at 2am can't compare to touching 90 for a second or two... I guess 112 in my Explorer (when I actually did outrun a cop who clocked me at 85) doesn't count either.

I love the radar bounces off of shiny objects part! Yeah, you know how often they wax a stealth bomber. That's why they paint them flat black and have no straight edges where parts come together so no light will reflect off of them. They really do shine after that was though... What a moron! Ha ha ha!! I so wish I could have heard that live and called in.

 

[espnfreak]

lol the movie wouldnt play for me, lemme try again

 

[ok89]

That is funny
"90mph now thats moving" -- in a camaro no its not
He could outrun any cop? What about a cop in a camaro?
The neon reflects the radar.

 

[bigtigexplorer]

PsykoTone, Thanks man. I don't think I've laughed so hard, what an IDIOT. His IROC is made out of special metal, just like my A$$. He couldn't drive, not because his girl is doing a little extra curricular activities, but five-finger Betty was working overtime. and all his tats are fake, ohhh what a man!

 

[nomad]

Wow, that was hilarious!!!! So many valuable lessons to be learned here. Next time I get pulled over while my girl is doing a "knob gobble" or a "nibble nob" I'll just flash my temporary tattoo's and rev my engine up nice and high!!! Proplem solved!!

Thanks for the laughs!!!!!

 

[jimbo74]

this is so great!!!!!!!! what a dip

 

[PsykoTone]

I've listen to it like 5 times and just keep laughing. The part about neon "distracting" radar, The Chain steering wheel was my favorite, followed by the Chrome Moon Hubcaps, And the Gold Gas Door.

 

[sideswipe]

How bout when he says "burglurur"...LOL Radar doesnt work on clean cars?? lol Remember keep your cars "sweet & shiny"... lol

 

[jimbo74]

the new cops cars are way faster than a 270 horse iroc.....those cop cars have ford 4.6s or lt1 corvette engine......he says he has done upwards of 90 on I5. i did 115 in my tercel on I5......this guy is a total dip....

insted of posting again i am just editing....my buddy has an iroc...his is sweet though, this guy talking is just a stupid moron.

and he just said the cop thinks he was going to beat him up...duh cops have guns and radios...trying to beat up a cop isnt going to work.

new edit: yeah that new special metal on his iroc is fiberglass

 

[leenjen]

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What a MORON. i wonder if anyone believes this guy.

 

[RytM1]

LMFAO.... cops target IROC's !?!?!?! Yeah, when they are blowing by traffic like it's standing still !!!! Hmmmm, me jealous of an IROC ...more like sympathetic for it (being owned by a meathead like that). Oh but wait, he pays my salary...no wonder I'm so damn underpaid !!! It's guys like this that keep me employed.

 

[Phi 844]

This guy sure knows a lot about the stealth bomber. I had no idea what wax could, I always figured it was the material and the way the plane was designed. But hey, what do I know, I don't have a "quick ride" ;-). I would like to see this dumb a$$ try to out run the cops. He probably has know idea how to handle a car at high speeds and would probably kill himself or others if he tried to run.

Anyway it always amazes me how ignorant some people are, but hey I got a good laugh out of the deal

Oh and I would sure hope that his Camero could do 85 to 90 mph seeing as how an X will go that fast.

 

[leenjen]

it was funny when he said the neon around the license plate made the radar not work. if that's the case, darkfox and bmxboy have so much neon they'll never get a speeding ticket.

what special metal were irocs made out of? why would hubcaps and a chain steering wheel make the car go faster? and who is intimidated by yosimite sam mudflaps and a reving engine?

 

[mrsteve]

"Hey man the neon around my license plate reflects the radar!" "Hey do you have a chain steering wheel?!?"

I couldn't even listen to the entire thing all at once because the guy is just that stupid.

Steve

 

[duke16]

LOL.. Only reason this guy got off is cos he's so damn stupid. This is the kinda of guy that I just wanna see to kick him. A nice swift kick in the ass.

Question: Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that what radars do.. they bounce of the object to ditermine how far away it is.

Heh.. I don't know about him but if some "chick" was giving me the "knoble nibble" or whatever I'd slow down and pull over.

Isn't it illigal to have oral sex while driving a car anyways?

 

[section525]

Unfreakinbelievavle. Where can I get me an '86 IROC??

 

[leenjen]

Originally posted by section525
Unfreakinbelievavle. Where can I get me an '86 IROC??

you can find plenty of them in junkyards.


(camaro owners dont take offense, i meant it as a joke)

 

[yob_yeknom]

I just listened again for a good laugh..

I wish I lived somewhere near him. I'd love to pull my Explorer up against the side, right where the 'sweet gold plated gas door' is, and slowly push into it. I'm not one to mess with other people's cars, but for him I'd make an exception. I'd love to deflate his ego by letting the brawn of my Explorer hurt his seemingly invincible car.

 

[PsykoTone]

*Warning* Statment full of Sarcassim.



Man, Be Carefull.!!!! He's got a box of Marb Reds and fake tatoo's, And good luck getting through his speicial metal IROC.