aldive
Elite In Memoriam
- Joined
- January 17, 2001
- Messages
- 24,667
- Reaction score
- 28
- Year, Model & Trim Level
- 1999 XLT
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket, this one for worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 10 minutes...
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He wrote five in all. I didn't care -- My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket, this one for worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 10 minutes...
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He wrote five in all. I didn't care -- My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
