Rubberhead
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- January 11, 2003
- Messages
- 315
- Reaction score
- 14
- City, State
- Fort Mill, SC
- Year, Model & Trim Level
- 2023 Timberline w/TechPak
I’m a value buyer for everything but this painful trait (or obsession) hits a fevered pitch when I’m buying a new car. For the last three iterations I have bought myself a Ford Explorer XLT. When my wife wanted a Honda Pilot I got her an Eddie Bauer Explorer. When I bought my daughter a car for her graduation present I got her a Limited Escape (that’s got more bells and whistle than I thought possible on such a small SUV). But, I’m trying to maintain rough-and-tumble man’s man persona so I just can’t be seen driving a ‘luxury’ car coated with gadgets and badges.
Push-button start? Please. I duck hunt 3 months out of the year and end up soaked all too often. I don’t think the e-key could survive the places I go. Air conditioned seats? I wouldn’t want my hiking buddies to even know that was possible. Help parallel parking? I don’t think I’ve parallel parked since I took the driver’s test in 1979 (in a 1972 Delta 88 Oldsmobile). Besides, if I’m not going to work, I’m usually pulling a boat trailer anyway. Heated steering wheel? I live in the coastal south – my steering wheel is usually too hot to touch - can they help with that one?. I like the looks of the EXPLORER badge on the front of the Sport but can only imagine how hard it would be to clean the bugs out of the ‘P’ and ‘R’s after driving down a country highway at twilight. I’m old and listen to talk radio almost exclusively; HD and subwoofers just don’t interest me. A cargo net? Half of my ‘cargo’ was already caught, picked-up or landed in a net before it gets to the car anyway so it’s way past needing another net. It seems to me that all the options of the Limited or Sport would make me subject to caring for my vehicle rather than having the vehicle working for me.
I really like having the additional knob to adjust the fan speed without having to ask permission of my steering wheel or trying to hit some softkey while bouncing down a country road. The offsetting gray grille looks good to me too. The foundry gray grille on the base model looks even better. Body-colored grilles make a car look, in my opinion, anemic.
The truth is that I’d love every single option Ford offers on my Explorer, and can afford it, but I’m just too OC to enjoy them if I ever bought them. Thank you Ford for keeping the XLT in the sweet spot of the Explorer line-up just don’t tell my duck hunting buddies that I insisted on getting the heated seats.
Push-button start? Please. I duck hunt 3 months out of the year and end up soaked all too often. I don’t think the e-key could survive the places I go. Air conditioned seats? I wouldn’t want my hiking buddies to even know that was possible. Help parallel parking? I don’t think I’ve parallel parked since I took the driver’s test in 1979 (in a 1972 Delta 88 Oldsmobile). Besides, if I’m not going to work, I’m usually pulling a boat trailer anyway. Heated steering wheel? I live in the coastal south – my steering wheel is usually too hot to touch - can they help with that one?. I like the looks of the EXPLORER badge on the front of the Sport but can only imagine how hard it would be to clean the bugs out of the ‘P’ and ‘R’s after driving down a country highway at twilight. I’m old and listen to talk radio almost exclusively; HD and subwoofers just don’t interest me. A cargo net? Half of my ‘cargo’ was already caught, picked-up or landed in a net before it gets to the car anyway so it’s way past needing another net. It seems to me that all the options of the Limited or Sport would make me subject to caring for my vehicle rather than having the vehicle working for me.
I really like having the additional knob to adjust the fan speed without having to ask permission of my steering wheel or trying to hit some softkey while bouncing down a country road. The offsetting gray grille looks good to me too. The foundry gray grille on the base model looks even better. Body-colored grilles make a car look, in my opinion, anemic.
The truth is that I’d love every single option Ford offers on my Explorer, and can afford it, but I’m just too OC to enjoy them if I ever bought them. Thank you Ford for keeping the XLT in the sweet spot of the Explorer line-up just don’t tell my duck hunting buddies that I insisted on getting the heated seats.