Joe Dirt's 2000 Ex-El-Tee "Deuce"

[corkey]

there has been a conspicuous absence of posts by you as of late,
must be the pneumonia sapping the comedy out of you,

hope you are back to your usual self soon,
maybe it was the shower photos in the cold that did it,

get well soon, ,

 

[Joe Dirt]

Yeah, it floored me. Today is the best I've felt since Sunday.

I did take the Ex into work today, did some general spray and wipe cleaning since it was in need. Did windows, will vac tomorrow. I also put in my stereo and my GPS hardwire, (Wedgie leaves 2 pieces behind, can anyone guess?) replaced the rear driver's door interior panel, cleaned some paint off the seat, replaced the armrest pad, and got the rear hatch glass closed. Not much, but I felt like I made a little progress at least.

 

[lynchy wa]

Good stuff Brother, glad you're feeling better.

 

[techieman33]

I give it 2 weeks tops before he can't stand the dirty carpet anymore and has to clean it.

 

[lynchy wa]

It'll start with a nervous tic around the eye, then the ghostly voice that echoes through the mind whispering 'clean me...clean me'

 

[techieman33]

Open me up Joe, open me up

 

[lynchy wa]

I'm sooo dirty Joe. Come on, you know you want to.

 

[NHarris]

I don't want to know where this thread is headed....

 

[Joe Dirt]

Me neither- especially since Techie's post of "Open me up Joe, open me up" shows a red X...

 

[techieman33]

Whoops, I'll have to fix that. It's a box of magic erasers.

 

[Joe Dirt]

<whew>

I've got boxes of them in the garage. Really though- I don't really dig the cold, I won't be tearing anything major apart until it's warmer. Sorry to disappoint...

 

[Sbyrne97]

how about a CWD soup special since your sick and all?

 

[Joe Dirt]

I was going to do that, but I ended up buying soup. I'm considering something special this weekend if I'm up to it. Not even Super Bowl related...

 

[lynchy wa]

Mmmm chicken souper bowl, meesah likey likey.

 

[Joe Dirt]

Ok, so I went to get some stuff at the store today because if I eat soup one more time I'm going to lose it...


On the way, I stopped at the car wash with the free vacuums. They are like turbines... I had to do something about this at least...

I found $2.93 which isn't bad. a Sharpie, 4 pens, 1 pencil, one green crayon, 2 acorns, and countless nails and screws. I just did some general vac work, nothing earth shattering. I didn't even pull the sill trims off. Just wanted to get some of the junk out.


Before:

After:

Before:

After:

See? nothing amazing, just liveable.

I do have the 2 console pieces inside to clean, that just has to happen. That'll be it though, just so I can live with it for a few months.

Oh- and YES that is MY stuffed soccer ball, so SHUT UP. It's in there purely to entertain me through comments after the beating I took on the minivan thing, although I did buy the blue one so it matched my truck. LOL! :

 

[F15E_WSO]

Joe,
when I see trucks like this one that are so dirty I wonder what their house is like.

I understand the need to at least go to the carwash and run the hyper-vacuum across the carpets a few times. Did you actually make $$ on the deal with the 2.93$ you found?

 

[Joe Dirt]

The vac's are free, and I didn't get a wash today as the line was around the shop. I might go tomorrow. With 2 Ex's in the salt the last couple of weeks, I've been spending $ on car washes. Got to get that salt off...

In fairness, the PO didn't live in the city, was in the middle of building a new house, and has kids. Trust me- I understand.


<EDIT> OK- the Deuce gets a ****** tag is hilarious- but at least spell 'er name right! Try again...

 

[Ilikemice]

Two acorns... good haul


You inspired me to take some Q-tips to my front cup holders... They're pristeen now!

 

[Joe Dirt]

I need to clean my cupholders too. Good God they're horrid...

 

[YamahaRick]

Sadly, the interior of my 1996 XLT looks about the same. I still recall the exact day I decided to say "F it" and start drinking liquids in the car ... I was driving back to GA from Saint Louis, and didn't have time to stop and eat, so I ate in the car. Thousands of trips (with drinks and/or food) later, my carpet is a mess. I'm hoping to do a "Joe Dirt" treatment to mine too, as soon as the weather warms up a bit. Joe, as always, thanks for the inspiration - I love your write ups.