Stuck Seatbelt

[JIGAWHAAT]

so jiga are you just not wearing it or somehow making your way in there..lol

I did'nt fix it yet. I am sick as a dog today (left work early) Just dont feel like messing with it today. As for wearing it, I just sit on the lap belt part, And slide the shoulder part over my head. Not a big deal but if I was to get in a wreck, I would more then likely snap my neck.
I am not wearing it for safety, Just do not need my 7th seatbelt ticket.
JIGA

 

[Burns]

yeah dont need that 7th seabelt ticket...there not that strict here in tn

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

yeah dont need that 7th seabelt ticket...there not that strict here in tn

There real bad here. If you do not have your belt on, And you pass a cop. start digging for your lic and reg cause your ass is getting pulled over. I did the whole rebel thing for years and did'nt wear it because I do not believe in the law. But these tickets are starting to add up!
JIGA

 

[Burns]

that sucks

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

that sucks

Yeah I got into an argument with a trooper about the seat belt law. I asked him why we had the law. he said "to protect people from getting hurt" As he said it a convoy of harleys rolled by with not one of them wearing there helmets (no helmet law here thank god) So I pointed to them and said well if the state is so worried about safety then what about that. He said "hey, I am just doing my job" then handed me my ticket and said "have a nice day"
*******!

It has nothing to do with safety concerns, Just $$$$$$$
JIGA

 

[Burns]

It has nothing to do with safety concerns, Just $$$$$$$
JIGA

its always about money....the helmet thing was good...

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

Just found a new profile pic for my "myspace"
http://www.myspace.com/147016748

 

[Burns]

dude thats a sweet bus...

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

I got a better one than that, my best friend and I where shooting ground squirrels one day on my dad’s ranch. We would toss them in the bed of my buddy’s truck; we kept the squirrels because my dad paid us $1 for each squirrel. We where in collage at the time and driving to class, my buddy sees this car that has a sierra club sticker on it as we where driving by. He stops and gets one of the squirrels out of the bed of his truck and puts it on the antenna of this person’s car. As it turns out she is the editor of the collage news paper and there was a big write up the next week. She got the campus police involved there are still looking for the individual or individuals that put it there. The names and collage have been withheld to protect the guilty!

Hmmmmmmmmmm
Shooting squirrels for a buck a rattle

You might be a redneck when...............................

 

[cgriffin_5139]

About 12 years ago I had a 4X4 Yota with a sliding rear window. I locked the keys in and couldn't use a hanger through the door jam to pop the lock. Went through the sliding rear window with my 10' whip antennae (all I had) and shattered the glass. that night my stereo got stolen.

I knew I never should have bought foreign

I locked the keys in my work van 2 times in one day. The first time i called AAA, the second i unlocked my self with a coat hanger.

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

Well I have been fighting the flu for 3 days now with no luck. So I decided to take things into my own hands an fight it the only way I know how.

So it might get a little ugly around here. What does this mean to you... you ask? Well lets just say I might be taking the short bus for a blast around town.
Hop on in
JIGA

 

[Burns]

Well i could handle a trip on the shory bus today...im about to go crazy

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

Just got a phone call. I gotta go do a last minute estimate with a couple under the belt already. How come I got a feeling these people are going to end up getting a sweet deal from me?:smoke:
Be back soon
JIGA

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

OK
Here is yet another short bus stupid vehicle story for you.
This one is not so funny... actually not at all funny but just a stupid one.
Let me first start out by saying I got a DUI back when I was 21 about 15 years ago (showing my age there a little) which scared me stiff from drinking and driving ever again (so I thought)
Well I worked at a speaker shop for about 5 years with a bunch of guys....(when I say guys what I really mean are drunks) Who on every friday (payday) afternoon would all hit the local bar to burn there paychecks in one evening. Every friday it was the same thing "Jiga.. you gonna have a few ****tails with us this time?". And my reply was always the same for years "No thanks dude, Its an hour ride home for me"
Well for some odd reason one friday came and I responded with a why not...I'll go and have one (yeah right... one)
So I went out with the boys and drank god knows how many beers, And god knows how many shots till I could barely stand.
The ride home was rough. Luckily I knew some back.. back... roads were I would more then likely never see another car. I was all over the road. I remember telling myself out loud " pick a lane you drunk *******"
Needless to say I made it home, pulled her in the garage, And realized ("**** ..I need smokes")
Well lucky for me there was an x-tra mart 3/4 of a mile from my house right?
Wrong!! Was reaching down looking for a cd, Cut the wheel into a telephone pole doing close to 50. Face through the windshield, 97 Jeep tj destroyed.
I somehow limped the mangled jeep home on 4 flats, put her in the garage, and stumbled upstairs. I climbed into bed with my girlfriend and said " I totaled the Jeep" she was confused with my drunken blood gurgling ramblings and turned on the light.
She started shaking when she saw my blood covered face. She begged and pleaded with me to go to the hospital but I would'nt have it fearing another DUI. Luckily I am the quickest healer you will ever meet and was good to go in a few days. The jeep....not so good.
Never again with the drinking and driving!
So why would I post such a long and personal thing like this. Its for all you guys just thinking of going out with the boys for a few and driving home. Just be careful!!!
I got lucky. You might not be so lucky.
JIGA

 

[Burns]

You did get lucky. Glad that all turned out for you.

Not a short bus story but if you were sober and cut it into that pole you would be driving the shory bus...

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

You did get lucky. Glad that all turned out for you.

Not a short bus story but if you were sober and cut it into that pole you would be driving the shory bus...

Yeah
Now that I got the sob story out of the way. Where were we.............
Oh yeah ......... blowup dolls, midgets, and turkey basters LOL
JIGA

 

[cgriffin_5139]

Hmmmmmmmmmm
Shooting squirrels for a buck a rattle

You might be a redneck when...............................

Hey what else are you going to do on 25,000 acre ranch.

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

Hey what else are you going to do on 25,000 acre ranch.

Get a bonfire going, tunes cranking, beers flowing, chicks in bikini tops, 4wheel mudding, duct taping blowup dolls to your buddys rigs. Hey but what do I know? The squirrel shooting sounds ......uuuuuuuuum fun?

Just kidding buddy. I just started a thread thats right up your alley here:
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180764
JIGA

 

[cgriffin_5139]

Already posted on it, what cachow Lightning McQueen!

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

Already posted on it, what cachow Lightning McQueen!

Griff
cachow right back to you brotha. Are you sauced right now or are you throwing some west coast lingo that I do not understand at my expense?
JIGA