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That was so funny. Especially when Phil goes bullcrap! Where did you find that Psykotone? That is a classic example of a huge redneck! I guarantee that guy has a mullet! (Sorry guys with mullets, sometimes they look tight) If I was Phil, I would be laughing the whole time! That guy probably lives in his car and pays women to be with him.
 



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to bad Troll wasn't in Cali.

i'd love to see the look on that guys face if an explorer smoked him.
 






Does that link still work? It doesn't for me :-(
 






well i have a new list of mods:
chrome mooncaps
gold gas lid
chain steering wheel
yosemite sam mud flaps
neon liscnec plate frame(no offense to you guys who have em, i think they look cool, but you know what im tryin to say)
special metal convesion
and a 55gallon drum of wax

i am cool
i have a sweet ride


haha, funny as $hit!!!
 






Originally posted by tac0meat
well i have a new list of mods:
chrome mooncaps
gold gas lid
chain steering wheel
yosemite sam mud flaps
neon liscnec plate frame(no offense to you guys who have em, i think they look cool, but you know what im tryin to say)
special metal convesion
and a 55gallon drum of wax

Damn, that must be fast as hell!!! i heard that the chain steeringwheel can take 2 seconds off you 1/4mile time J/K
 






hey guys, you know this is the first post i've started that want more then a page. Anyway, just had to tell you guys, that i was driving along I95 this morning and going the other way was a gold colored camaro, with Hub Caps, I laughed till i got to work and still keep chukling. In case your woundering, i wasn't close enough to see if he had a pack of marb reds in his dash.
 






Originally posted by PsykoTone
hey guys, you know this is the first post i've started that want more then a page. Anyway, just had to tell you guys, that i was driving along I95 this morning and going the other way was a gold colored camaro, with Hub Caps, I laughed till i got to work and still keep chukling. In case your woundering, i wasn't close enough to see if he had a pack of marb reds in his dash.
Must have been blinding with all that wax. How many cops were trying to catch him? You know how they target Camaros... Stupid moron... I guess you were sooo intimidated by his sweet car, that all you could do is laugh. Whew, you must've been really scared laughing like that. I know I would have been...

BTW, is there any news of that guy being dragged down some alley and getting the crap beat out of him? Sounds like that should've happened by now.
 






No worrd on him getting a beating, but if you want you could do a little investigating and get his phone number. The broadcast says his name twice and his location, and you can't miss that voice. have fun with my ideas guys, and don't get caught.
 






Originally posted by yob_yeknom
BTW, is there any news of that guy being dragged down some alley and getting the crap beat out of him? Sounds like that should've happened by now.

Sounds like a road trip for the Texas Explorer club to me...

That was great. Hilarious. And the road trip thing was a joke. Unless someone wants to try it... Watch out for the tattoos...
 






yo where does this guy get off say cops drive crap wagons . and cops get jealous of an iroc please ive got my 91 xplorer needle past the n (neutral sign on the dash) and thats ahright but whoa 90 wow watch out .yeah radar bounces off faster off cleaner cars duh and yeah lecture a cop and ull find ur ass in jail please up here in ny ive seen plenty of cops camaros equipped with nitrious. yo watch o
 






the cops cars are faster than a civilians car almost always....... they [@ least in CA] are allowed to have all the smog exempt parts that we are not allowed to have....... cop cars are fast... i was dusted by a hot cop one night.... she was a babe!!!! she got next to me sitting at a light looked over and smiled and reved it...by then i looked up and also turned down my stereo, the light turned green and she was gone... that was cool....
 






I didn't download the video but I will bet almost anything that this guy you are all talking about has a mullet. If you are unfamiliar with the mullet then check out : http://www.mulletsgalore.com
 






Maybe someone should have mentioned that radar only works if it bounces off. That's why the stealth aircraft are made of radar-absorbent materials. As far as cop cars go, even if you are faster than his car, you can't outrun his radio.

Hey, if anybody sees a metallic blue '86 IROC Camaro with a chain steering wheel, chrome mooncaps, a gold-plated gas door, flame decals, and yosemite sam mudflaps, tell him he's an idiot. lol. That car's gotta be nasty-looking. yuk!
 






normal cop cars arnt all that fast. ive seen em up at sears point. the run 16's. there is this one sherriff car around here though. it has green flames. ive seen it up at sears point once before and was talking to the cop that owns it. hes got a 351W with a paxton blower on it. me and my freind raced him on the freeway once(this is before we saw him run at sears point) and he smoked us. we were in my freinds mustang. he was gainin on us and all of a sudden we heard the blower kick in and he was gone.
that guy was an idiot. iroc weigh as much as our explorers. they are slugish. and homeboy needs to lay off the rock too.
 






no wait sorry. im still half asleep. it was a 302 with a blower.
 






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