????? what kind of test light are you using? I don't understand the "mine won't" comment. Further, yes your ground is going to spark when connecting it up and disconnecting it... you are completing an electrical circuit... the current in the circuit has to come thru somewhere and does once you make the "last" connection. As for the rest of the measurement, if I understand correctly, there is probably 2-3 amps flowing thru your "test light bulb"... which is quite large... but NOT unusual because there are "active circuits" in a ford (and others) that need to "work" for a bit and then go to "sleep" until they are awaken again.... one simple example is you opening your car door, causes inside lights to come on... they may or may not go off until a timer has fired to turn them off, etc. So, you may have wait and take reading for a bit to find out what the "steady state" levels are.
Again, the simple basic "test" is get a fully charged battery in the vehicle (hooked up), wait til the next day and try and start the thing. IF it cranks / sound normal, it is highly unlikely that you are draining it during that time period... which is what I thought you reported earlier in this exercise. Observations, full and accurate, are very important in an internet "fix session" since you are our "eyes and ears"... so hopefully, things are clear.
Tough problem... and with every turn you seem to come up with "funny"... previous was good indicator bulb won't light, now you have "test light does not light across battery"... I am at a loss for the last one but the other should be explainable by measuring voltage coming into the bulb socket.