JETZ
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- August 31, 2011
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- Year, Model & Trim Level
- 2012 Explorer Limited
Better gas mileage worth talking about? Give me a break!
You bought a 4500 lbs pound brick, and you want mileage like a Prius, well that’s what you should have bought.
You could always tear out the AC, remove the interior, and install with aluminum folding deck chairs, remove all glass, and replace with Plexi, install carbon fenders/ hood/doors/ hatch, pump up tires to 60 psi, put signs on the doors ( no grass, no ass, no GAS), loose fifty pounds off your fat ass etc.... It is what it is folks, you bought it to enjoy, but now you’re whining.
BTW: you want 5 blinks, engage the blinker stalk full on, gives you as many as you want, just like the idiot in front of you in the left lane for forty miles ...easy peasy.
You bought a 4500 lbs pound brick, and you want mileage like a Prius, well that’s what you should have bought.
You could always tear out the AC, remove the interior, and install with aluminum folding deck chairs, remove all glass, and replace with Plexi, install carbon fenders/ hood/doors/ hatch, pump up tires to 60 psi, put signs on the doors ( no grass, no ass, no GAS), loose fifty pounds off your fat ass etc.... It is what it is folks, you bought it to enjoy, but now you’re whining.
BTW: you want 5 blinks, engage the blinker stalk full on, gives you as many as you want, just like the idiot in front of you in the left lane for forty miles ...easy peasy.