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Blee1099

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Well tomorrow happens to be my b-day and of course I get involved in an accident the day prior. Basically I was heading southbound on a 2 lane major roadway in Falls Church, VA and the asshat, who unfortunately had a 94 Explorer decided to run thru the red light and turn right.. I saw him coming into the intersection while I was halfway thru it and veered into the opposite directions' lane to avoid him and he still managed to hit me.. WTF Thankfully he was issued a citation. Normally I don't advocate elderly people losing their ability to drive but this guy needs to be euthanized. Hell he's lucky I didn't become psychiotic and ventilate him & his wife with about 30 rounds from my gun (I was gonna go to the range today but not anymore) Now for the sad part pics..

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Bummer, is that a hyundai?
 






I think perhaps you should change you screen name to crash-lee. Isn't this your second one in like a month?
 






Uh oh better call Maa... Kevin :) Damn Ben, you are the damage MAGNET, dude. Maybe we should armor plate the Camry...
 






Camry? Suzuki? :confused:
 






02 Camry.. oddly enough, he hit my car right on my magnetic sign.. must have been what he was aiming at..
 






I've had the car since November.. right around T-giving.. been great till now.. I hate having to deal with insurance companies.. Waiting for them to call me back.
 






02 Camry.. oddly enough, he hit my car right on my magnetic sign.. must have been what he was aiming at..

Don't repeat that.. otherwise the other guys insurance company will blame the accident on your supper powerful magnet strips that pulled his car into yours (he tried to avoid you but he couldn't overcome the magnetic field).. You'll be doing hard time my friend... :D
 






wow ben....are you finally gonna come back to the fold and get a ford?

and yeah old ppl are asshats...the old lady in the caddy needs to get a ***** slap....
 
























That has to be the worst luck I have ever seen-

Actually my birthday has been some what unlucky.. I had a relative die in a crash on my birthday when I was 6-10?, had my grandfather die few days after my birthday in 96, etc.. I think next time I'm just gonna go postal on the next person that hits me.
 






Aww..Jeez Ben...I think ya need to buy a Sherman tank to drive around in...
 






Aww..Jeez Ben...I think ya need to buy a Sherman tank to drive around in...

Yeah I do, I'm going to Aberdeen Proving Ground, Ft. Meade or any local facility to see if I can rent one :D
 






Don't count the Camry out yet, it's only 5 years old and Camry's hold their value phenominally well so I don't doubt they'll just put on a new door and quarter panel. Hope the old fart's insurance rates go through the roof, though. Fawkin' old people :fire:
 






Oh no way is that a total !!!!!
A little bit of a pull on the frame machiene add a door shell and a new quarter pannel and you'll be back in business.
You want me to take all the pinstripes off right ?
 






Since you're having such bad luck with vehicles (Explorer and now Camry) maybe try ..

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But MONMIX is right, that isnt total -- my dad had the same generation Camry smashed from the side almost like that and it came back in a week like new.
 






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You want me to take all the pinstripes off right ?

Aaannnddd he want's PINK graphics put on it in place of the pinstripes...Mabye some HelloKitty stuff.....:D
 



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I think we have hello kitty pink in stock ;)
 






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