funny 4x4 sayings

[Baddecision93]

My buddy got this on his:

"Nice truck, sorry about your penis".


Another fun one,
"My Mountain Dew has more liters than your Honda".

 

[bats]

If you can read this, flip me over.
You know Barbie drives a Jeep right?
Daily driver, if I flip it I'm screwed.
Don't follow me, I'm already lost (Stolen from SNJ's truck)
Don't worry, that noise is normal.

Just a few I remember seeing.

 

[tgreene92]

If you can read this, flip me over.
You know Barbie drives a Jeep right?
Daily driver, if I flip it I'm screwed.
Don't follow me, I'm already lost (Stolen from SNJ's truck)
Don't worry, that noise is normal.

Just a few I remember seeing.

i like the barbie jeep sticker, thats what ive got and i always get jeep guys giving me funny looks, which i love, and i think SNJ also has the "Its not that deep" sticker which i quoted earlier.

 

[s60rflyr]

My friend's manual jeep has a bumper stick that says: "If you can't find em, grind em!"

 

[s60rflyr]

Keep going til it sounds expensive!
FORD-Found Off Road Driving
I can fix that
Where's the Duck Tape?
That should work

 

[JustinLohmeyer]

Saw this at work

 

[College Student]

I always wanted to get one that says...

"Doors sticker says I can haul X amount of weight, but no fat chicks."

 

[Maniak]

Char had on a t-shirt over the weekend that said "Work sucks, I'm going wheeling"

~Mark

 

[Maxstealth04]

FORD - First On Race Day

FORD - Flip Over, Read Directions

 

[armysoldier30263]

Char had on a t-shirt over the weekend that said "Work sucks, I'm going wheeling"

~Mark

what kind of shirt was it? brand ... etc? i would love to find a shirt like that

 

[Maniak]

what kind of shirt was it? brand ... etc? i would love to find a shirt like that

I believe she got it while in Moab. Shoot her or Rick a pm. (I'm sure Rick was at least in the same town when she got it).

~Mark

 

[ahhjaws]

"I don't have to outrun anything I can run over first"
"I understand that Jeep thing, thats why I drive a Ford"
"Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once"
"I brake for.....Oh ****! No brakes!"

 

[corkey]

Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
On
Long
Extended
Trips,,

 

[corkey]

DODGE Dang Old Dirty Gas Eater

 

[corkey]

HONDA Hold ON, Dumb Ass

 

[sport97]

I have a sticker that says "Jeep, Its whats for dinner"

 

[corkey]

My Ex has a sticker that says

smile as you go under,,

 

[01EXP5.0]

My fav from around town "I got it up now play with it" found on a F150 with 5" lift.

 

[briwayjones]

If you can't avoid it, run over it!

 

[leftlane36]

Cracked
Head
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time