funny 4x4 sayings

[armysoldier30263]

im trying to convince my wife to let me put some kinda quote on the windshield of the x and ive been looking for funny unique 4x4 quotes .... also looking for one for my 98 z71

post em if ya got em!

some ive found:

FORD- Full Off Road Domination

my lug nuts have more torque than your import

Toyota- moving forward....even if you don't want to

CHEVROLET: Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

Jeep- just empty every pocket

Blue oval, blue collar, gettin the job done!

hey you drive a chevy, what's the number for Autozone

On a Ranger, I saw this one:

"When I grow up, I want to be a diesel."

 

[Brandon96]

The best 4x4 quote?

"OH CRAP!"

usually means your doing it right... : hahah, I have an extra "my lugnuts take more torque than your ricer makes" sticker in orange if you want it, Just remembered I still have it and don't know why I haven't thrown it away... PM me if you want it.

 

[NHarris]

I found one a long time ago, went something like; "JEEPING... Because football, baseball, basketball, and soccer only require one ball."

 

[lynchy wa]

Just a couple......

Got the nut's to follow my rut's?
Jesus loves you but the rest of us think your a wanker.
It's not leaking oil, it's sweating power!
.....the Earth is not flat.
They're not dent's they're battle scar's.
S*** Creek Survivor
When all else fail's, lock the hub's
I like it dirty!
Never fear! Lock, stomp and steer
I'd rather be bogged than bored
Bitumen...Another waste of public funds
Fuddy Mucker
Feral Ford
Rock and a hard place just ahead
Nuckin'fut's
Got four low?

 

[Ronin8002]

Written upside down: "If you can read this, don't call my wife!"

 

[unclemeat]

When mudboggin " I ain't putting my junk in that hole"

 

[armysoldier30263]

@ ronin haha i had "if you can read this im not dirty enough" but that is a good one

 

[Limited02]

I had my sister make me one when I had my lifted Ranger that said, "Import Crusher."

10" lift, 35's and a 302, it had a little go

 

[01sporty]

i saw one on an extremely tall 4 wheel drive that said trying to get to heaven one inch at a time.

 

[01sporty]

how about these in honor of mothers day? i love my mudder, happy mudders day.lol

 

[adam2kgt]

A lifted XJ Cherokee came into the shop today with this on the back window.

 

[FaStTwItCh]

That is a great sticker. ahahah

 

[GreenEyez]

Back when I was in school in the sticks I saw a pulling team have one that said "We pull till it sounds expensive"

 

[armysoldier30263]

limited i love import crusher ... that has my vote so far

 

[chitown1211]

It's not leaking oil, it's sweating power!


Has my vote.

 

[wicsmith1997]

Rock and a hard place just ahead

Has my Vote.

 

[n.gardner]

It's not leaking oil, it's sweating power!


Has my vote.

x2 lol

 

[ld50]

CHEVROLET: Chevy Has Every Vehicle Running Or Leaving Every Time

FORD: F**cking Overhauled Rejected Dodge

Just heard that Ford one the other day -don't agree
As far as I know, my Uncle coined the Chev one....

 

[tgreene92]

i Like Import crusher so far, heres a few tho

FORDS-Found Off Road Destroying S#%t
"friends dont let friends drive jeeps"
"Its not that deep"

All ican think of now but ive seen way more.

 

[thechosenone]

Might be a stretch, but...

Obey Gravity
It's the law!

Saw it on a bumper sticker and am consider getting one.