Stuck Seatbelt

[JIGAWHAAT]

The Short Bus Thread

So I went out for lunch today and when I went to take off my seatbelt, It would not come undone. A had to pull a whodiny act to get out of the thing without cutting it. Is this a common problem? I realize I can just buy the female end but I still need to get these two ends apart without destroying the male end. This is something I need to fix pronto. I already have 6 seat belt violations. Any one else run into this issue?
Thanks
JIGA

 

[pooll]

yes and that is 1 of the recalls that the explorers have take it to a dealer they will fix it for free, atleast they r supposed to lol.

 

[FROADER]

had to pull a whodiny act to get out of the thing without cutting it.

Haha, I would have paid to see that. :

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

Haha, I would have paid to see that. :

Yeah, it was pretty funny. I was in a full parking lot and I had work boots on so they got stuck in the belt. Put on a comic show for the restaurant patrons.

On that same note I pulled another comic show in my rig not to long ago. I have a pet divider in my rig. Its right here:

Well my dogs smear the windows in the cargo area with there wet snouts. Being the neat freak that I am, I climbed back there with a bottle of windex to clean them up. I did the side windows no problem, Then when I went to do the back, I slowly lowered the back gate when I heard "click". uh o she latched. Well I finished cleaning the window and started pounding on the window hoping my girlfriend in the house would see or hear me and let me out. Well, she did'nt. I starting laughing out loud like a *******. Now I know how my dogs feel. So I had to loosen the pet divider ( no easy task with my sub back there) Slide it over my head and down my back so I could climb into the back seat and let my dumb ass out.
Just another one of my comic shows.
Ill be here all week folks.
Dont forget to tip your waitress.
JIGA

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

yes and that is 1 of the recalls that the explorers have take it to a dealer they will fix it for free, atleast they r supposed to lol.

Thanks pooll
I will look into that
JIGA

 

[Beausdad]

Lets see if I can top the laughs. My other truck is a Bronco with the power rear window. Well my motor was about shot so in order to get the window up I had to pull with one hand while turning the key with the other. I sware I am a smart guy, but I have to pull the right side of the window because it gets hung up. So I was pulling the right and stretched way left turning the key and wasn't paying attention and closed my hand up in it good and tight.

 

[pooll]

hahahaha jiga ur a riot bro nice to know im not the only person on here to do that kinda of stuff, btw ur yvw man good luck.

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

Oh I got more of em'
Many many moons ago, I was heading over to a buddys house in my (primered) chevy chevette. Well I noticed my gas gauge was on E and I was'nt sure if I would make it there. Well knowing there was a huge long hill coming up, I figured I would gun it, Get going as fast as I could, Turn off the engine and coast down the hill.
So whats so funny about that you ask? Well I was going so fast that when I turned the key, I turned it too far and the steering wheel locked. It happened sooooo fast that I didnt react fast enough to turn the key back and I went off the road into the woods and had to be towed out.
nice huh?

All week i say folks
JIGA

 

[Dan Whitaker]

Mine is the opposite. It won't latch at all.

To replace it is easiest just to remove the seat.

 

[Burns]

oh nice man

 

[pooll]

lmao thats a good 1.

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

And yet I have more.
Again, Many many moons ago. Same piece of **** primered chevette.
Well the floor board on the passenger side was totally gone. So being the broke 18 year old that I was, My fix was a piece of 3/4" plywood I had lying around that only covered 75% of the hole (if that).
Well I was picking up this hot looking blonde I met at school for our first date. She came out of the house looking sweet all dressed up and such. Well she hopped in the vette and we were off.
Well I was flying around a back road corner, When to my surprise a huge muddy puddle was in front of me and there was no room to go around due to an oncoming car.
Splash........ Muddy water rushed up into the passenger cab and covered her from head to toe in muck.
Do I know how to show a girl a good time or what?
Ironically enough we continued to date for about a year after that.

All week
JIGA

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

I should change the name of this thread to dumb ass things you have done in your rig lol

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

Come on some of you guys must have worse stories then mine. Or am I the only meatball around here.

 

[Burns]

I tried to make it through a pond...that was pretty stupid...

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

I tried to make it through a pond...that was pretty stupid...

Nope, not stupid. Just adventurous

 

[Burns]

ok i shut my thumb inbetween the door and the apilar lol and i couldnt get my other hand to the door handle..it took a little work to get it out...

 

[JIGAWHAAT]

ok i shut my thumb inbetween the door and the apilar lol and i couldnt get my other hand to the door handle..it took a little work to get it out...

Thats more like it. I was starting to think I was the only village idiot around here.

 

[cgriffin_5139]

I got one

I got one when I was like 15 or so all the family was sitting around the dinner table eating and talking about elvis for some reason. I said "mom, if elvis wasn’t dead would he still be alive". I get hounded all the time for this.

 

[Burns]

I got one when I was like 15 or so all the family was sitting around the dinner table eating and talking about elvis for some reason. I said "mom, if elvis wasn’t dead would he still be alive". I get hounded all the time for this.

wow when you were 15 wow going into the famous qutoes section lol sorry...