Speaking of road rage, I could've about taken a tire iron to an old lady today (I wouldn't have but wanted to)... 55 MPH (88 KPH) and all of a sudden she just floors her brakes!

And it was to make a lane change to the grocery store.

I almost hit her (good thing for new brakes), and I almost got hit by another car... I was mad for a minute after that.
The nigerian 419

...That's a Money Order scam. I make sure I get a call or text from the person and make sure they know the area by a few local questions...
Funny thing, the guy who faked the M.O. emailed me back asking for me to wire money to his "shipping agent" here's the email:
sorry it take a long time please am on family vacation tell me
you have send the agent fund and let me have the wester union
informatoin okay he will come for the pick up in your house
Quite choppy english...told them to find some rosetta stone. I verbally beat the guy up on my latest email to him... But he deserves it trying to scam me.
Wait a minute...it says the shipping agent will come for the pick up IN my house?? No way that'd happen.
EDIT: If were to have gotten in an accident with that, I'd probably end up buying and driving a Nissan Xterra.

The frame would've bent on that, and it'd would've been the end of my Ex.