1. We've reached the inner sanctum... the bottom end.
2. Peek into the oil pickup screen. Any goodies in there?
3. Tweezers picked out this stuff. This is why RTV isn't good inside your engine.
And the ring? I know EXACTLY what that is. It's a washer from a Fel-Pro valve cover gasket set, made to fit into the gasket around a bolt hole to keep from squishing the gasket. I blame myself only 50% for this.
4. Since a new oil pickup is $50, I'll be removing mine and cleaning it out. Three T-30 torx bolts attach it to the oil pump.
5. Removing the windage tray/crank scraper. 4 nuts. 13mm socket seemed to fit fine.
6. Bottom end is fully exposed now.
7. Observation. Scratches on the shelf in the oil pan. The dipstick is supposed to go through the hole. It hasn't been, it is sticking onto the shelf. Not a big deal...
8. Except on the windage tray, more scratches - half the time, the dipstick isn't even getting past the windage tray and it's getting dangerously close to where the connecting rod is spinning. Doesn't seem to have made contact yet but it's way too close for comfort. I'll be straightening or replacing the dipstick for sure!
EDIT: Straightening it worked fine.