Eastcoast Newyears 06/07 Rausch Creek

[SuRrEaLNJ]

REDmeans NO seats available in that vehicle. GREEN means seats left in that vehicle

how verry festive of ya :

 

[TheRookie]

how verry festive of ya :

Thanks, corny and festive, my mood for today

 

[Spas]

I'm really glad we have so many people coming for this trip, and I really can't wait to see all of you wackjobs again. Think Sushi, living room RC racing, and tons of shenanigans to be sure That said, I have to side with Rookie on the seating issue. It's one thing to catch a ride, quite another to go inviting friends and friends of friends without checking to see if there's enough room for your extended entourage. You're an invited guest, you should respect the owner of the truck you're riding in by at least showing some common courtesy. Likewise, don't say you have open seats available if you really don't. As it stands now there will only be two rigs with space for passengers, and one of them is a TWO DOOR. I don't mind a full truck, but then again I have no compunction about breaking out the mini bat and using it on any muddy ride-alongs who destroy my carpet/seats from constant jumping in and out


The fact that I have to lecture you on proper manners is just ironic and hilarious Thanks for making me feel old, you turkeys :

We'll work around the current situation with seating, but please- No more add-ons! Oh, and regardless of how many people we have riding along, I'm still ratchet strapping Benjamin to a back bumper

 

[TheRookie]

Oh, and regardless of how many people we have riding along, I'm still ratchet strapping Benjamin to a back bumper

Strap him to the back of the kick, doesnt get much messier than that. hell even in the kick i get covered in mud and such

 

[Blee1099]

The fact that I have to lecture you on proper manners is just ironic and hilarious Thanks for making me feel old, you turkeys :

We'll work around the current situation with seating, but please- No more add-ons! Oh, and regardless of how many people we have riding along, I'm still ratchet strapping Benjamin to a back bumper

I'm gonna bring the taser and try to fry a tuna with 50,000 volts/18 watts of power. Seriously though, its gonna be a last minute decision for me at the moment, I have friends from school that I haven't seen in years coming up for New Years so its perfect timing to see old friends.

 

[Spas]

its perfect timing to see old friends.

"Old" being the keyword where you're concerned

 

[Tilt168]

hell...for the wheelin we can be walking most of the time takin pics....

 

[Doug]

I've got two other people coming with me, unfortunantly I don't have anything the wheel since my junk is on the other side of the country. If people are going to get bent out of shape over passengers then my buddy's and I might have to sit this run out, I don't want to add to any tension.

 

[sn0border88]

I will have 2 with me, ill let you know if they changes on that, I will not add anymore. I didnt want to add another but like I said I had invited him a long time ago and forgot about it until he contacted me yesterday.

BTW the other person coming isnt coming for dinner on saturday, just riding along sunday and leaving that night.

 

[Tilt168]

dave and i really just wanna hang and drink...and yeah we wanna wheel but if need be we'll just come for the party and then leave...

 

[TheRookie]

For those that are already coming there is space. Thats not the issue at all.

Doug, we already figured on you bringing 2 others, thats no prob. We just cant have any more passangers. That isnt an option.

That being said there is something else....

There is rumor of a few check points on the road for sunday. So, if you are planning on drinking that night please plan on not going anywhere. If you are drunk I wont be letting you drive anywhere anyway but bear in mind that check points can be a hassle. So I strongly suggest no one drinking at all untill they are at whatever place they plan to spend the night. I have no problem donateing my couch and floors to drunk people as i have said before.

 

[Skunk]

Merry Christmas *****es

CITY OF HAZLETON PENNSYLVANIA HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

CITY OF HAZLETON PENNSYLVANIA HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM NAME____________________ GANG/CREW NAME______________ Crib _________________

1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for 85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Darius wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. LeRoy got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang.. LaSheena also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaSheena makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Joe's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

 

[Spas]

That was horribly messed up... but true, LOL. I don't see my favorite Hazleton math problem, though:

"Christopher has had eye surgery 2 times in the last 4 years. How many eyeballs does he have?"



MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!!

 

[IZwack]

"Christopher has had eye surgery 2 times in the last 4 years. How many eyeballs does he have?"

Four, my answer is four, is it four? God damnit is it F*ing four? Screw you all, its four!









okay izwack to van - bye bye

 

[JDraper]

Hmm, I see Chris was working on his GED Exam again....Ya pass it this time???:

 

[Doug]

I have another math question for you all. Take 3 EF moderators, put them in a room with a large quantity of beer... what happens?











I don't know but I predict..... SHENANIGANS!

 

[IZwack]

I have another math question for you all. Take 3 EF moderators, put them in a room with a large quantity of beer... what happens?

lets not turn this thread into NC-17

 

[Spas]

lets not turn this thread into NC-17

No way, IZ... it'd be at least rated R, possibly X







I'm skeered!

 

[Tilt168]

No way, IZ... it'd be at least rated R, possibly X







I'm skeered!

NC-17 is higher then R......

 

[TheRookie]

Linds, I at first thought you would watch enough adult movies to know the rateing system. Then however I came to the conclusion that your version of **** is on national geographic and the nature channel

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