This weekend, I'll get the VOM out and check things further.
Here's what I've done today:
Found the recessed black button on the dealer-installed alarm black-box. Pressed it. No joy.
Removed the negative cable of the battery for 15 minutes. When I re-connected the negative cable, hazards blinked twice. Alarm light on dash blinks once every 2 seconds. Great. Open driver's door, hazards start flashing, alarm light blinks very fast, interior chime is going off. Insert key, turn to ON, press recessed button on black-box, chime quits, hazards shut off, locks unlock and lock several times, alarm light goes out. Check engine light is lit, along with battery, and seat-belt warning. Turn key, engine cranks, doesn't fire. After about 10 seconds of cranking, hazards flash, locks unlock and lock several times. Turn ignition to OFF, remove key, dash lights remain ON for about 10 seconds, then go off.
Check under hood, with key on, jumping solenoid, remove spark plug wire, spark looks good. Cannot hear anything from the fuel pump. Can hear and feel the fuel pump relay engage and disengage when jumping the solenoid.
SO, I have to assume that the fuel pump went south while the battery was dead these last 4 months.
Unless I can find an electrical reason for the fuel pump not running.