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Son of a Biscuit!!

Thanks! He wasn't paying attention so I don't think anything would have helped.



if you tap your brake light, the brain sees that as motion and will alert faster, what i mean is a flashing light is first perceived as motion, thats why some third brake lights flashed at different rates according to how much pressure was applied, solw for soft braking to fast flaash for hard braking,, if you have a third light add flash function to it or add third light, it wakes the brain up,, buck
 






More carnage please :D

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back years ago, i had a 67 dodge long wheel base 3/4 crew stepside 4X4, ex military explosives hauler,, it had class 3mounts on each end, came with three ball and pintle on bar,, i had taken my wife to walmart, let her out at the door, she was disabled, as i but directly across from the door was a regular parking spot, i drove thru and just sat there to read while she was doing her thing,, well u know,,, woman, walmart,,, a mitsubishi came screaming up in front of me and this ah shortish kind of guy got out stood at the front of mt truck an said,, Hey,, i was looking at this spot, i sed, so,, im here,, he saod i was gonna get it. i , i told him well sorry, my wife is disabled and she needs to be close, he kept goin on, i sed look let cut to the chase, u saying u want nme to drive out of here and give this sopt to you, he,,, well duh he says,, i thot that was obvious,, i,, well im sorry, thats the way it works here, i get here, its my spot,,, he says, im gonna, im gonna, im gonna,, i sed your gonna what??? well, im just gonna ram you,, at first i was pissed , then,, i thot,, hiss little pumpkin seed 300 horse, fat tires,, my old work mule dodge,, my pintle hook 40 inches off the ground,, ok 30/35his car maybe 48 inches total,, then i wasnt even pissed any more it was funny
i said OK ram me then, heck i havent been rammed in days, . ram away, heck rame me from both ends,, that big old hook back there would probably hit someplace in the neighborhood of his rear view mirror, what do those 25-28 year old kids eat that makes them so arrogat,, i had 2 of thos trucks, one navy one airforce, indestructable,, i think they made them from old sewer covers and discarded anvils, buck, he jumped back in his punkin seed, reved that thing up to about 6 thou and screamed away in first gear all across the parking lot ,, showed me he did, and those things are knee knockers, shin peelers, till i started taking them out every time ad styoring them behind my seat, walk into that in the dark will give u relgion, rolling into one them in the dark will turn u into a ,rolling in the isle,speaking in tongues baptist
 












More carnage please :D

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Woh, that brings back memories of my dads of E-350 Cube truck he had for his racecar. he had one of those bad boys for his open trailer hanging off of the solid mounted deck. deck, step, hitch and all hung off the back about a foot and a half. One poor lady did buy herself a new front end when she rear ended him one. the hitch went right threw the rad and dented the manifold.

I also was a poor SOB when I would smack my shin on it almost weekly. :D
 






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