More carnage please
back years ago, i had a 67 dodge long wheel base 3/4 crew stepside 4X4, ex military explosives hauler,, it had class 3mounts on each end, came with three ball and pintle on bar,, i had taken my wife to walmart, let her out at the door, she was disabled, as i but directly across from the door was a regular parking spot, i drove thru and just sat there to read while she was doing her thing,, well u know,,, woman, walmart,,, a mitsubishi came screaming up in front of me and this ah shortish kind of guy got out stood at the front of mt truck an said,, Hey,, i was looking at this spot, i sed, so,, im here,, he saod i was gonna get it. i , i told him well sorry, my wife is disabled and she needs to be close, he kept goin on, i sed look let cut to the chase, u saying u want nme to drive out of here and give this sopt to you, he,,, well duh he says,, i thot that was obvious,, i,, well im sorry, thats the way it works here, i get here, its my spot,,, he says, im gonna, im gonna, im gonna,, i sed your gonna what??? well, im just gonna ram you,, at first i was pissed , then,, i thot,, hiss little pumpkin seed 300 horse, fat tires,, my old work mule dodge,, my pintle hook 40 inches off the ground,, ok 30/35his car maybe 48 inches total,, then i wasnt even pissed any more it was funny
i said OK ram me then, heck i havent been rammed in days, . ram away, heck rame me from both ends,, that big old hook back there would probably hit someplace in the neighborhood of his rear view mirror, what do those 25-28 year old kids eat that makes them so arrogat,, i had 2 of thos trucks, one navy one airforce, indestructable,, i think they made them from old sewer covers and discarded anvils, buck, he jumped back in his punkin seed, reved that thing up to about 6 thou and screamed away in first gear all across the parking lot ,, showed me he did, and those things are knee knockers, shin peelers, till i started taking them out every time ad styoring them behind my seat, walk into that in the dark will give u relgion, rolling into one them in the dark will turn u into a ,rolling in the isle,speaking in tongues baptist