FourxFred's ranger rollover story. WARNING! GORY PICS!

[brendan]

I saw this thread a long time ago! Never noticed the poster, I have the same one!

 

[snocross1985]

Ya, one of the guys in the dorm room down the hall has it too. great poster

 

[FourXFred]

amazing poster. possibly the greatest poster ever. i just dislocated my left knee, so ive been spendin a lot of time sitting here, stareing at it for hours. good stuff.

 

[Premier]

How do you get hurt so much?

 

[FourXFred]

this is the third time ive dislocated it, so it comes out pretty easily now. this time, i was bowling. i dont know why i have such bad luck, and seem to get hurt so often, but i have one idea.

god hates me.

yes, its true, he hates me. apparently in a past life i was like hitler or something, and now im suffering for it. oh well, ill get my revenge when he finally hikes up his skirt and lets me die. i plan on walkin through those gates of heaven, and kickin god square in the nuts.

 

[Premier]

LOL!! Somehow I doubt that will phase him though. I bet he has balls made of steel.

 

[Ford_Racing_Guy]

oh man that sux,

but yes in that first pic i too was focused on the 2 chicks in the poster

i had a little accident similar to yours as well, but i didn't roll mine and only did minor damage

i used to fall asleep all the time when i'm driving late late at night, so now on my way home and i'm tired i put in a good cd and i sing loud at the top of my lungs (when i'm alone of course) to stay awake and hey it works......guess you'll have to find some good sing-a-long songs so this doesn't happen again

 

[DeRocha]

i used to fall asleep all the time when i'm driving late late at night, so now on my way home and i'm tired i put in a good cd and i sing loud at the top of my lungs (when i'm alone of course) to stay awake and hey it works......guess you'll have to find some good sing-a-long songs so this doesn't happen again

Be careful...There is a fine line between singing to stay awake and waking the dead...

 

[XtremeRanger]

POOOOOOOOOOR lil Ranger! That was nice.....glad ur ok tho!

 

[haole10]

same thing happened to one of my buddys. drove his girlfriend home late one night.....driving back to his house (within 3 miles) fell asleep. ran off the road, hit a tree head on...his seatbelt malfuntioned and he was sent out of the top of the car (drove a new wrangler x) had to amputate his one leg...unfortunaltey he didnt make, a few days later he passed.

 

[Spas]

Ach! That poor poor Ranger! And Fred, holy- your face could be in a Rob Zombie flick in those first two pictures, man! I'm so sorry i didn't see this earlier. Really really REALLY glad you're ok- it would massively suck to lose everyone's favorite Bahs-tonian Glad you've got such an upbeat outlook on the Deranger- if there's anything I can do to help ya, let me know!!

 

[explornj]

glad to hear your fine, sucks about the truck

 

[FourXFred]

thanks everyone! yeah, im completely fine now, im just trying to figure out what to do with the truck now (i like spas's nickname for it.) i dont know if i should fix it and drive it or chop it and wheel it. hmmmm.....

 

[Austin w]

Definitley wheel it, because you will end up fixing it and than wanting to wheel it anyway.

How'd you originally dislocate your knee? F-ball?

 

[FourXFred]

drunken rage dislocated it originally. for some reason, i thought it would be a good idea to do a hockey stop while running at full speed on pavement.

this time, bowling took it out.

its feeling fine now, but i might still need surgery to remove the chips in there. who knows.