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In case you're slow (or just don't want to read the entire thread) Blackjack was totaled by foreign POS mother #$@%er who didn't know how to yield on November 14, 2007. He rolled into a gas station parking lot and his body was crushed, but he saved my life in the process. In return for that, I've saved everything that I could scavenge so I can save HIS life. He has a CHP 347, rebuilt 4r70w with Baumann shift kit, Ford Racing BD-11 supercharger kit, and a RideTech parallel four link all waiting for installation :) Here's his original thread post:

Blackjack: Born February 16,1998 in Louisville, Ky. Rescued from Koons Chevy March 20-something, 2000 with 33,333 miles on the Odometer. Couldn't think of any good names and then I heard 'Blackjack' while listening to Brooks and Dunn's Boot Scootin' Boogie. He's been 'Jack' or "f#%^&$ pain in my @$$!" since then. His favorite hobbies are eating money and hunting Blazers, and he enjoys playing pranks (dropping hood on my head, chewing on his power steering rack, mystery squeaks, randomly starting himself up, etc).

All factory options, including 4.0 SOHC, limited slip diff, 4:10 gears, skidplates (on ExplornJ's truck now), sunroof, cass/cd player and changer, leather, blah blah.

Exterior mods:
~Ford Platinum color racing stripes (2 10" stripes, 2" space)
~Ventshades
~Lund Windjammer (painted to match)
~Sport Truck dual fog/driving (SMURF LIGHTS)
~Black Euro III Altezzas w/ cut up slotted tail covers
~20% Tinted Windows all around
~Doetsch Tech Nitro Slammer shocks
~Hella LED sidemarkers
~GT emblem from a 94-98 Mustang
~Explorer Express Rear sway bar
~Truck performance front sway bar bushings
~Diamond clear headlights and corners w/ blue chrome bulbs
~Shortened EB (running board delete option) side skirts

Interior mods:
~Aluminum dash kit by Exotic Wood dash
~Pioneer DEH CD head unit
~Pioneer 6 disk CD changer
~1 pair Pioneer 3ways up front
~1 pair Pioneer 2ways in rear
~2 JL Audio 10w6's in a custom box (replaced with 2 Kicker Vcomp's, thanks for blowing my subs, Meatball :fire: )
~1 Kenwood 729 S amp
~1 pair Pioneer 1" dome tweeters in B pillars
~1 pair Pioneer 3/4" Tweeters in front doors
~Custom MMRUSA "Sport GT" silver/white gauge faces
~Carbon fiber dash bezel
~Cold Cathode Blue neons

Engine mods:
~Valet Remote start/ custom alarm
~KKM
~Flowmaster 50 single straightback
~Taylor Spiro Sparkplug wires

Wheels and tires:
~Foose Nitrous 20x8 and 20x10, grey
~Toyo Proxes 255/50 and 295/45
~1/2" aluminum front spacers w/ extended lugs


The kinda sorta mods:
~lowered approximately 2" via TT and monoleaf block flip
~Brown wire mod, full 2wd hi/low (Yanked the front 4x4 in 2006, the hell with that mod :D)
~Throttle cable zipties
~Chopped front bumpstops
~Mr. Bat (gave up on replacing blown hood shocks. It's a Das Frem thing, you wouldn't understand)

I run Mobil 1 Synthetic 5w30 and only use Ford filters (Fram ones sometimes knock)

Guestimated 215-220 Horsepower when he was younger, 15.5 seconds 1/4 mile at Cecil County Dragway.

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Here's some links to other things I've done with the ol' boy:
Bullitt Rims
Stereo and lights

Truck of the Week, Baby!
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Blackjack and Red, my best friend Brennan's rig:
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Spasticat2 (9:32:29 PM): i broke my ass
Blee1099 (9:33:00 PM): did you take it up the ass too many times?
Spasticat2 (9:33:17 PM): yes indeed, but ran out of lube and took it dry this time
 



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lol.. I'll join in..
Spasticat2 (9:33:59 PM): had some rough nookie with a pal a week ago, had
to break Morgan in since my ex was always too drunk to do it ;)

Spasticat2 (12:02:55 PM): wish i could, it'd keep me moving and my ass wouldn't hurt so much :(
 






lol.. I'll join in..
Spasticat2 (9:33:59 PM): had some rough nookie with a pal a week ago, had
to break Morgan in since my ex was always too drunk to do it ;)

Spasticat2 (12:02:55 PM): wish i could, it'd keep me moving and my ass wouldn't hurt so much :(

Ha. ha. ha. That was when I busted my back, smart@$$es. This time it was a rock that put me out of commission. A ROCK!!


And you fawkers can kiss my broken arse :p: Chris, when the hell have I ever said "indeed" in a conversation?! If you're going to imitate me, get it right
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im sure it was a "rock" that did you in.


We also call them stiffies, woodies, hardon's, boners, tallywackers, johnsons, wangs, mini me......

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Ive been waiting to use those. :D
 






c'mon, you atleast gotta spit on it first, then you wouldnt have these problems
 






Grrrrr.......
 

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OK OK OK.... lets take it easy on poor spasy... we all know shes had some issues with lack of lube in her rear before... so this is nuttin new... but this all aint sayin much about her "pitcher" hes gotta have one small ass ##### to fit in a FISHES ASS!!!!!
 






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Im sorry, I guess I started this.

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OK OK OK.... lets take it easy on poor spasy... we all know shes had some issues with lack of lube in her rear before... so this is nuttin new... but this all aint sayin much about her "pitcher" hes gotta have one small ass ##### to fit in a FISHES ASS!!!!!

Does a fish even have an ass? You figure in their skeletal structure there is no actual bones for a rectum/ass yet they do **** quite often..
 






OK OK OK.... lets take it easy on poor spasy... we all know shes had some issues with lack of lube in her rear before... so this is nuttin new... but this all aint sayin much about her "pitcher" hes gotta have one small ass ##### to fit in a FISHES ASS!!!!!

It's bigger'n yours, old man :D
 






It's bigger'n yours, old man :D

thats correct, your ass is bigger then mine cuz unlike you, i dont take it up the ass. :p:
 












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yeah those wheels look good on your explorer,,,, :rolleyes:
 






well fish have an orifice. a watertight one at that. maby thats y it hurt so bad
 






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yeah those wheels look good on your explorer,,,, :rolleyes:

Uh, yeah, so Kev you're coming to the M&G next weekend right? Are you going to bring the tupperware off of your old bumper? I'll bring your suede.
 






the rear cover tupperware is pretty messed up. I doubt it will be even remotely useful :(

Sorry man.
 






the rear cover tupperware is pretty messed up. I doubt it will be even remotely useful :(

Sorry man.

Get any work done on the front end? Come on, I've got the greatest comment EVER saved up for you :D


I'm trying a new tactic in dealing with fish jokes.. it's called 'ignorance is bliss' ;)

Btw, got the 302 (and everything that used to be in it/on it) moved to my best bud's house for the time being. Now I just have to find a reputable shop and get them working on cleaning the block and whatever else needs to be done. Any suggestions on what I should have done to it?
 



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