I've been quiet since last Friday after this initial report. The first hit happened at 5:50am (you heard me right, first). On my way home around 3pm I was stopped by the Capital Records building in Hollywood when a young lady didn't stop and rear ended me. WTH? Twice in the same day! She had USAA insurance at lest, she also just left the DMV with her new license not 30 min earlier. The trailer hitch took 90% of the hit, punched a square hole in her front license plate and bent her bumper up. Only cosmetic scratches on the plastic bumper wrap on mine, didn't hit the tail gate or exhaust tips. Have to pull the bumper wrap off to see if there is any damage behind the plastic.
I think I need to buy a 1972 Impala SS wagon with a 454, put a cage in it, paint it up with "HIT ME, I DARE YOU!"
Seriously, I'd laugh if it wasn't me.