Ok, interesting morning. Started off at 7am MST. Went to the X, checked that module I found last night and snipped it. Then I proceeded to under the hood, took out the battery and removed both terminals. I then cut all the wires down, the only corrosion that was major was right on the tips, everything after that was nice shiney copper. There could possibly be more corrosion that I can't see, but replacing the entire cables at this time is a bit daunting and I don't have enough time for it. I hooked up all the cables again to the terminals and installed the battery. Touched the positive, and that anti-theft started screaming in my ear again. I thought I had "cut the cord". Apparently not. I moved back into the cab, checked where the pos and neg came through the firewall to the top corner. Low and behold ANOTHER module. This one was the "main brain" that had an old Ford sticker on it. Definately factory, but not installed factory. This was someone's attempt at adding factory after-market keyless entry. Definately made me feel stupid. There was the cords I had cut, hanging out with a VERY easy to remove plug. Definately wasted my time with that. Anyway, hooked up the cords again, disconnected the module, fired it up and COMPLETELY different. This time it was the loud CLUNK that everyone has talked about on different threads. I then proceeded to back my wifes van up to jump it, thinking that was the issue. 30 minutes later, still no progress, but at least it was different. I then went on a whim and decided that it must not have been the anti-theft. BOY WAS I WRONG. I reattached it, apparently it reset the "computer" inside it because I tried it again and it instantly started. It was great! I ran it around town for about an hour, shut it off back at home, waited awhile and she fired right back up. This was definately trial and error like troubleshooting a computer problem. Check physical connections and move up the OSI layers until the problem is fixed. I'd say I got 2 about layer 5 and it was solved. Thanks for all the help!