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An extreamly modest man was in the Hospital for some tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems rather upset. Upon makeing several false alarms trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was the same and got back into bed, at which time he filled his bed with Diarrhea and was enbarrrassed beyond belief. In a compleate loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the window.
A drunk was walking by the Hospital when the bedsheets landed on him, He started yelling and cursing and fighting violently trying to get the unknown things off and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled Pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets a security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the entire incident walked up and asked, What the hell is going on here. The drunk, still staring down replied "I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost."
Thanks to MYST.com, stolen from there.
A drunk was walking by the Hospital when the bedsheets landed on him, He started yelling and cursing and fighting violently trying to get the unknown things off and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled Pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets a security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the entire incident walked up and asked, What the hell is going on here. The drunk, still staring down replied "I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost."
Thanks to MYST.com, stolen from there.