Thats Officer Texplorer To You Pal!!

[Texplorer]

Well I just got the call today, I just got hired as a police officer here. I start protecting and serving in 2 weeks. Im pretty excited about it, I was about to kill myself at my current job.

 

[BrooklynBay]

What did you do before?

 

[Burns]

Dude thats cool

Congrats for the new job

 

[FROADER]

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Morgantown, WV watch out!!

Congrats, man! Go harass Holly for me.

 

[Diff Whack Daddy]

I was about to kill myself at my current job.

Careful, that kind of statement could have them redo your phsyc evaluation


Congrats

 

[Turdle]

So, will I get a warning?

I need to know these things.


Oh--hey, can I race your cop car?

 

[FROADER]

Oh, and when you do get the car and ticket book and all that, pull over Steve Toth Jr. and tell him California says, "Come on, guy!"

 

[davesexplorer]

Congratulations from another guy on the thin blue line. What dept. did you end up with? Local, County or State?

 

[Premier]

What did you do before?

he wanted to kill himself.. obviously he was a postman :lol:

 

[JDraper]

Congrats man!!!

Just don't pull over any black Mach's with PA plates when they go by at Warp 6 .

 

[section525]

I can finally tint my windows and have a ticket-signer-offer! Yes!!

 

[Blee1099]

Holy crap does Morgantown realize what they've just done?

 

[JDraper]

Holy crap does Morgantown realize what they've just done?

Doubled the department IQ from 50 to 100 and tripled the # of teeth?

 

[Blee1099]

Doubled the department IQ from 50 to 100 and tripled the # of teeth?

I swear if they give you a Explorer or 4wd vehicle and you don't wheel it somewhere in WV I'm gonna spray you with CS then taser you and maybe I'll shoot you with my 45.

 

[explornj]

congrats man best of luck

 

[Stang Girl]

Congrats!!!!!

And watch out for the Mach I going by at Warp 6. He has headlight covers that I am not sure if they are legal. You can always confiscate them and send them to me for safe keeping.

 

[JDraper]

Congrats!!!!!

And watch out for the Mach I going by at Warp 6. He has headlight covers that I am not sure if they are legal. You can always confiscate them and send them to me for safe keeping.

:mattmoon:

 

[Blee1099]

Congrats!!!!!

And watch out for the Mach I going by at Warp 6. He has headlight covers that I am not sure if they are legal. You can always confiscate them and send them to me for safe keeping.

definately not legal.. I'll have to confiscate them.. I'll be up there to grab them soon enough..

 

[Spas]

HOMG, I'ma have nightmares! Tex, a police officer! HELL JUST FROZE OVER

 

[wood1]

Congrate dude. Best of luck.